…..Here’s the thing Bozo…..sorry, Bebe….he’s complying with international law….there has been an international arrest warrant issued against you for…..crimes against humanity…..and he agreed to abide by it…..not like that turd you have in your back pocket in D.C.…..and here’s another thing…..this is New York…..yeah, NYC…..the city just won the NBA Championship….what the fans did while celebrating the win was nothing compared to what may happen if you go after their Mayor…..and now you really wanna bring drama against their Mayor?….New Yorkers like this guy….man, you’re a special kinda stupid…..you have special forces who will protect you?…..they’ll see those fools coming a mile away…..and if you do happen to get jacked by NYPD or the Feds….or SAS, Spetsnaz, GIGN, JTF2, NSG, KSK, SASR.….or bangers, since you’re going after their Mayor….I hope they drag you straight to the International Criminal Court in Den Haag, Netherlands….personally, I would suggest visiting whomever you need to talk to in New Jersey….but then again, Jersey hates you too…..these images of you speaking to “STUPID’s” flunkies, the TV interview….yeah, you can do a lot now days with AI imaging…..I still want proof of “Talk”….stand in front of an assembled hall of guest and speak…..then and only then will I believe you’re not in a Berlin hospital basement relaxing while enjoying a coma-induced vacation.

MY MAN……Lil Kim Jong-il in North Korea was terrified of planes, dogs, horses, enclosed spaces and even injections…..he once spent 24 days traveling to Moscow by armored train because he refused to fly…..and when he did need an injection….they say he ordered five or six employees to receive the same shot beside him…..they didn’t need it…..they were injected simply because their dictator…..was afraid to face the needle alone…..Gangsta !

MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS……DAUGHTER and MOM……Penthouse 1……

MOM: Explain!

SON: What?

MOM: What me one more time and see what happens….I heard you had a misunderstanding when it comes to the English language?

SON: Not at all, I understood her clearly

DAUGHTER: Is this going to be good

DAD: You have no idea

MOM: What happened, because she screamed at me for what you did

SON: I asked a question and she answered it….and later I understood it

DAUGHTER: What was…..

MOM (looking at her Daughter): STOP BARKING!….what was the question?

SON: I only asked, “Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation, like the H in hour and honor?”

DAD: And….

MOM (looking at Dad): STOP BARKING!…..what he said…..

SON: She replied, “We’re not ignoring them they’re silent letters”….still I was a tad confused

(Dad and Daughter): Tad?

MOM (Death ray “Mom-Look” at those two): Then?

SON: Then during lunch break, she gave me her packed lunch and said; “Please heat my food and return the container empty”

(Dad to Daughter): Is this going where I think it is?

(Daughter to Dad): If it does, he’s going to Hell

MOM: Therefore……?

SON: So, I ate all the food and returned the container empty

(Mom and Daughter and Dad): YOU DID WHAT????!??

SON: Yep

(Mom and Daughter and Dad): AND????!!

SON: She asked me “What happened? I told you to heat my food?….I looked at her, apologized and said, “I’m sorry, I thought the H was silent”

MOM (to Dad and pointing at the 6-year-old): See what you did?

DAUGHTER: Hell?….I think he’s going to become a politician.

QUESTION…..Does anyone have “5G” on their car license plate?….if you do, that lets you know…. “5G” is on your license plate for wireless tracking…..moving on…..

PETE BUTTIGIEG IS CALLING….To abolish the Electoral College…..and elect the U.S. president by popular vote….sounds like a plan to me….I don’t even know how the electoral thing works….but during the last election I realized how it could be controlled…..polls close at 7pm EST…..not two minutes later…. “Stupid” had 99 of them…..like five minutes later….Ms. Harris had….3.

DID YOU KNOW……

SOME BURGER BUNS…..pizza crusts and pastries contain L-cysteine….an amino acid that softens dough and makes it easier for machines to process….it can be produced from duck feathers or hog bristles…..and was historically extracted from human hair collected from salons…..the material is chemically broken down and purifies so no hair or feathers remain….labels normally identify it only as “L-cysteine” or “E920”…..without revealing its original source.

ACCORDING TO LEGEND….Shawnee leader Tecumseh cursed the U.S. government after the Battle of Tippecanoe…..the curse doomed presidents elected in years divisible by 20….to die in office….Harrison (1840)…..Lincoln (1860)…..Garfield (1880)…McKinley (1900)….Harding (1920)…..Roosevelt (1940)…..and Kennedy in 1960 all did….Ronald Reagan was supposed to be next…..he was elected in 1980…..just 69  days into his presidency he was shot and wounded….despite being 70-years-old he survived….and supposedly broke the curse.