…..Guess what?…..there are now reports saying this attempted assassination attempt…..may have been staged….which I’ll believe….and everyone else who’s living on this planet….you want us to believe that not one….but “THREE” assassination attempts on his life…..and all of the accused shooters can’t shoot worth a damn?…… “STUPID” said that this attempt on his life is the reason he needs a new ballroom with bullet proof windows and make sure it’s drone attack proof….….excuse me?…..dude was in the hotel….a floor above the event…..where were your “Schutzstaffel” protectors?….he said he heard a noise and thought someone dropped a tray on the floor….he probably shit himself when he thought it was another attempt on his life…..and left his wife hiding under a table while he was escorted out of the hall…. White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt is drawing attention for remarks she made hours before the dinner…..in which she said….”There would be some shots fired tonight in the room”…..AND THEY CAPTURED THE GUY WHO WAS DOING THE SHOOTING…..AND THEY DIDN’T UN-ALIVE HIM?…..so the gunman got through multiple layers of security…..managed to get off three shots…..was tackled and arrested….which was a major security breach….and they decided to go on with the show?…..the DC police chief said….they can’t confirm if the shooter actually discharged anything….and also added he didn’t fire a weapon and that the Secret Service agent who was shot….may have been shot by another Secret Service agent……and Steven Miller when he was escaping the “attempted assassination”….put his pregnant wife in front of him…..to protect him from the “so-called” gunfire…..explain to me in 2017 how ….there is a video existing showing JD Vance and the shooter together….Karoline’s comment was made just hours before reports of an actual gunfire at the venue….and let’s go to…..
THE COMMENTS……I haven’t seen this many people run out of a theatre that fast since the Melania documentary……without the ketchup this time…..lights, camera, action….all staged for a ballroom…..the video of the Secret Service taking people to safety from the even looked like the Three Stooges, I guess they forgot the script….thank God his ear survived….security lapse?…..each Republican was escorted out by three secret service guys, there were a dozen riot cops with machine guns around Trump, another 10 in the lobby who took the guy down and there were more armed guards there than in the Strait of Hormuz…can no one in America shoot straight?……it seems by the 3rd time they would get better at it….looks like an ear-y situation when an additional distraction is needed because the previous distraction is losing interest after the other distractions…..I wonder why they pulled clown 2 first instead of clown 1…..if assassination attempts were AI….another role play without tomato sauce….so they left Melania under the table?….oops, better luck next time…..and the cameraman can record and zoom without shaking….and a reporter asked, “Why do you think this keeps happening to you?”……and here’s my favorite response….. “Are we really falling for this again?…you’re telling me that the president, vice president, the speaker of the house…..everyone in the line of succession to the White House was in the same room…..and they let a gunman get through security ….and three shots went off….and didn’t hit anybody important or any that I know of?…..get the fuck out of here!”…..I swear, that dog doesn’t even have a tail to wag anymore…..this was staged so he can get his ballroom…..and after the shooting, he wanted to come back out and enjoy the rest of his evening because he knows it’s fake and staged….this is what you do when you know your ratings are at historic lows….….. “STUPID” has skipped “EVERY” correspondent’s dinner except one….across his presidencies except one….and all of a sudden there’s a shooter in the lobby’…ah, ok…..and the FBI director….Kash Patel didn’t even move when all this was happening….he sat in his chair like a drunk person trying to figure out what the hell is going on…..and people sat in their chairs, grabbing bottles of wine off tables….and continued to socialize and get drunk….and then started a “USA-USA chant”….and took selfies….someone named Christopher said this….. “As someone who has done stunts in films….here’s what I was watching…..notice how JD Vance is being “pulled back”…..he’s actually pushing with his feet, naturally landing into a position that lets him twist and exit perfectly framed for the camera…..meanwhile, the actor….I mean Secret Service agent isn’t gripping his jacket hard enough to wrinkle it….but apparently hard enough to drag both him and the chair…..this looks like choreographed stunt work…..and honestly?….it was executed like a low-budget vertical series….a big-budget production would’ve caught that it was too synchronized…..they’re not winning an Oscar for this one….they should’ve stuck with the same director they used for the first assassination attempt….but as usual….sequels are never as good as the original”…..it’s time America….. “VIVA LA FRANCE people”…..storm the castle…..NOW!
EUROPE COULD RUN OUT OF JET FUEL….In six weeks due to the lack of jet fuel….if they cannot open the Strait of Hormuz…..here’s a piece of advice….if you’re flying intercontinental…..you better make sure you have a plan B to get home…..because a bicycle is not getting you back home from China.
YOU KNOW….It’s crazy how when Roe v Wade was overturned….men were like “Just keep your legs closed…..ladies just keep your legs closed”…..but now women are keeping their legs closed…..and those same men are complaining about low birth rates and the male loneliness epidemic…..moving on…..
MICHAEL…..Not me, the movie….just made history at the box office….crossing $100 million worldwide in a single domestic opening day….with over $40 million domestically….it now holds the biggest opening day ever for a biopic….China had a IMAX premiere…..and the freaking crowd was losing their minds…..and audiences around the world were singing Michael’s songs during the showing and dancing.
I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS SENTENCE….. “Forgive yourself for not knowing earlier what only time could teach….because the truth is….we can only understand certain things after we grow….after we go through life…..and after time quietly teaches us what we once didn’t know.”