…..People are saying now it might’ve been an assassination…..even though the word on the street is he died of a heart attack…..some people are saying he suffered it while he was hearing explosions going off during his visit to Kiev…..after a Russian military strike on a secret drone facility he was visiting was hit……people are asking whether he died during an attack against Ukraine….or during an attack on a hotel filled with NATO personal and foreign dignitaries were staying….and the U.S. government lied…..and then the next day he has a short illness and died?…..ok, personally, I’m happy one race hating person is gone…..and if everyone is so upset and sad about his passing…..while you’re morning the “In the closet secret gay guy”….can we turn the page to what is really important right now…..Nolan Xavier Wells?….and you can stop the cover-up….we all know Mitch is dead and why you’re keeping it a secret.

I LOVE THIS…..And you are not going to believe what happened….The Proud Boys just lost ownership of their own name “Proud Boys”….to a historically Black Church that they vandalized…..in 2020 members of the ones who just lost their name tore down and burnt a Black Lives Matter banner…..outside The Metropolitan A.M.E. Church in Washington, D.C…..the church sued….the church won…..the courts awarded the church $2.8 million dollars in damages….but when the Boys failed to pay…..the judge went after the group’s most valuable asset…..their brand….now the church controls The Proud Boys trademark, their name, their logo, their merchandising rights….which means the group can’t legally sell Proud Boys marked merch without the permission of….the very same church they attacked….the same church that owns the name….they used to recruit other racists minded people like them….oh the irony…..sometimes karma doesn’t wear a cape….sometimes it wears a judicial robe.

HOUSE RULES….Ones I followed growing up…..and so did my sons:

Everyone carries their own plate to the sink

If you make a mess, you clean it up

Everyone learned to do basic laundry

“I can’t” isn’t accepted until you’ve genuinely tried

Say “Please,” “thank you” and “I’m sorry” often

Help someone without being asked sometimes

Put things back where they belong

Respect everyone in the house – including yourself

The goal wasn’t to raise perfect kids….it’s was to raise kind, responsible, respectable and confident adults.

FOR THE RECORD AMERIKKKA…..U.S. birthrates have been declining for decades…..there are far too few children born each year to maintain a stable population….until last year, high rates of foreign immigration largely offset that trend….but for the first time since the 1930’s, during the Great Depression…..the U.S. now faces record low birthrates and low number of migrants at the same time…..higher birthrates of a century ago are not coming back….there’s no way to have a sustainable fiscal and economic situation…..that doesn’t involve immigration…..long story short…..the “Other” race is worried because they….ain’t banging out enough babies….and are scared “THEY” will become the new minority.

SOME GOOD NEWS…..A new judge has officially been assigned to oversee key post‑trial proceedings in the Karmelo Anthony case……Senior Judge Sid L. Harle will now hear the motion to recuse the original trial judge…..John Roach, and determine how this matter should move forward…..we are working tirelessly to ensure that Karmelo receives a fair and impartial process…..and this development represents meaningful progress toward our ongoing efforts to secure a new trial and true justice in his case…..this info was shared by someone named Lee Merritt….yeah, his case was real shady….all White jury….sure ok,….that’s fair for a young Black man accused of defending himself….against a few boys who wanted to mess with him….and one didn’t eat dinner that night….because they were attacking him….definitely a not “Mockingbird” scenario going on here….with that all-White non-bias group sitting there listening…..someone should’ve “Killed” that idea….I hope the new judge finds something….now, let’s get back to Mr. Wells.

TACO BELL…..How are your intestines doing World Cup Taco Bell lovers?…..because you just might’ve eaten a cyclosporiasis parasite….yep…..and TB is saying,….. “Public health officials have not confirmed a link to Taco Bell (of course not….) or any specific ingredient, supplier, restaurant or retailer….but we will closely monitor the situation”…..they’re thinking about blaming it on the lettuce……whatever Joe but that foodborne thing can move….it’s popped up in 34 states so far……and over 7,000+ people are puking and pooping……but fear not beloved World Cup visitors…..you have health insurance….as for the Americans…..well, might be time to use all that COVID toilet paper y’all saved…..it should hit you about a week later after you’ve eaten that garbage…..10/10 tourist rating….yeah, right…..y’all back home have no idea how happy I am to have….Farmer Markets with fresh foods.

UPDATE: Yep, it was the lettuce.