……Hold up now…..let’s not be too generous with that title just yet…..but this one is a doozy…..now she went on good ole…..Fox News and spoke with their one and only truth-sayer…..Sean Hannity…..don’t you think Fox News should change their news name to F.O.N…..For Oxy Numb-nuts?….anyway,…..she called the one person in Texas…..who actually has a pair in his pants…..a jerk…..because Rep. Beto O’Rourke confronted the Klan…..and their infamous leader…..Greg…..about their bullshit excuses when it comes to gun control..….and a bunch of other stuff……they don’t want women to have…..like rights!…..and then for some reason…..no one understands……except maybe the Oxy Numb-nuts….she said….. “When 9/11 happened we didn’t ban planes….we secured the cockpits”…..yep, she compared a terrorist attack…..with a terrorist attack…..one woman’s Tweet said it all….. “I’m not saying that Lauren Boebert is stupid….I’m saying she’s really fucking stupid.”……she may be stupid……but you can’t rule out my girl…..because there’s Dusty Dan Crenshaw……the one-eyed bandito…..and the Matt guy……the one they say is into……girls…….and Jim Jordan……Stifler from American Pie big idiot brother……and of course……my main girl…..MTG!…..Marjorie the Gargoyle…..so, it’s still a toss-up…..flip of the coin…..thing so far…..and if you wanna say….oh what the hell…..then add this guy to the list…..
TEXAS REP. RONNY JACKSON…… Blames rap music and video games as a reason for the school shooting…..not guns…..which is the same explanation politicians gave…..after the Columbine shooting….this guy is a real hoot….. “When I grew up things were different…..and I just think that kids are exposed to all kinds of horrible stuff nowadays too….I look back, and I think about the horrible stuff they hear when they listen to rap music, the video games that they watch from a very early age…..with all this horrible violence and stuff……and I just think that they have this access to the internet on a regular basis…..which is just, you know, it’s not good for kids”…..he’s so out of touch with reality….I’m surprised he can walk and chew at the same time…..but he likes that horrible word…..video games are not the reason mass shooting occur…..the internet…..you may have a point there…..the net isn’t going anywhere…..but gun control is a good idea…..this guy has no idea how many people have died…..since the school shooting in Uvalde, Texas……I read an article where a 13-year-old boy wanted to test something out…..he tried to buy cigarettes……beer…..and a gun…..guess which article he could buy?
ANTONIO BROWN SAYS HE’S NOT PLAYING IN 2022…..Gee…..Tony…..I really wonder why?……NOT…..you idiot…..you did all that to yourself…..if you’d had your shit together two years ago…..you would still be wearing…..Silver and Black!
6 MILLION DOLLAR SUPER-YACHT GOES UP IN FLAME IN BRITISH HARBOR…..Was it loaded with tea?…..because the way Boris the Clown is running the government…..British people are pretty pissed right about now.
PHYSICISTS PREDICT EARTH WILL BECOME A CHAOTIC WORLD WITH DIRE CONSEQUENCES….Talk about walking up late…..and joining the party.
PAULINE KAEL’S CRITICISM OF STANLEY KUBRICK MOVIE “2001-A SPACE ODYSSEY…..Oh Pauline save it……they call this film his magnum-opus…..whatever TF that means…..if this film is sooooooo good…..then explain this to me……and I’ve “WATCH” films……just ask Nicole…..anyway,…..if this film is so magna cum laude…..and exciting and great…..why…..out of 12 times of trying to make it to the end…..yes 12…..I always fall asleep before they get to the moon?……I wake up and Nicole’s changed the damn channel…..so asking her what the film was about is definitely a waste of spit…..and out of the question…..Dr. Strangelove……blows that boring magnum champagne bottle out the water……now that movie can relate to……present day!
MONGOLIA LOOKS TO FUEL RUSSIA AND CHINA BY RAIL…..Yeah, I can see that happening….it’s not like there’s a bunch of metropolis cities…..hanging around…..just a lot of dirt……so yeah, build a few toy railroads and make some money.
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID……
Scientists accidentally made a vicious mutant attack hamster
A man demands that his wife poops before he gets home from work so that their evenings are uninterrupted