June 21, 2026

WHY BECOME AN EXPAT?

…..Well I’ll tell ya….an ambulance ride is free in the UK, Germany, Canada and Australia….in America it might cost you $2,800 dollars….it’s coming to the point people will take an Uber to the hospital to avoid paying such a high bill….and childbirth is free in the Uk, Canada, Sweden and Germany….back home a normal delivery cost $13,000…..a C-section cost $22,000….and some hospitals will charge you for holding “Your” own baby….a university education is free in Germany, Norway and Finland….even for foreigners….in America….the average student graduates $37,000 in debt…..the total US student debt is $1.7 trillion…..prescription medicine, like insulin cost $0 in most of Europe….the same vial costs $300 back home….most Americans are willing to drive to Canada or Mexico to buy medications they cannot afford at home…..healthcare is free in 32 countries…..a 3-day stay in a hospital back home will cost at least $30,000….medical bills are the number one cause of bankruptcy…..hey, the kids are gone, you’re retired and you want a change…..think about it, it’s nice over here….just leave the USA bullshit back there….and come on over and be you!….you’ll survive.

OH CRAP!……In 2018, a woman kept hearing her daughter talking in her bedroom every night….the problem was….her daughter died three years earlier….and the room had remained locked ever since…..in 1996, a man woke up to find a second toothbrush in his bathroom….the next morning there were two wet towels…..in 1989, a security guard saw a person standing outside the building in heavy rain…..when he went to help, the figure was gone and the ground was completely dry….in 2002, a man kept finding fresh muddy footprints inside his locked house…..they always stopped right beside his bed….facing him….

BREAKING NEWS….The police arrested a 21-year-old and he will be charged with a hate crime and arson….after burning a cross in a public park…..well, that’s nothing new….the only thing new about this is…..the dude is Asian….I guess, shooting him in the back….burn a cross and the legal system will think your racism ideology is ok…..was that just you acting out or do you have a problem with people of color?……there was also a Chinese student who poisoned his roommate for years…..slowly trying to kill him…..while smiling in his face.

THEY FOUND….71 Jewish girls inside a tunnel between the ages of 12-14…..right under New York City….and zero adults were around…..when the NYPD wanted to look into this…..Jewish guys walking around with walkie-talkies told them to step off…..and there basically won’t be an investigation into this discovery…..why?…..if it were any other religion…..can you imagine if 71 Muslim girls were found in those tunnels….they would’ve excavated those tunnels in a heartbeat……those girls were found coming out of a drain with no dirt on their clothes…..and smiling….yeah, let that sink in for a minute….remember the videos showing men coming up from underground?…..just popped the manhole covers in the middle of the street, opened it….and walked out….let that also sink in for a minute.

THESE ARE 20 OF THE MOST HATED MOVIE CHARACTERS EVER…..

Yeah, that’s what you said last time….did you forget somebody, again?…..anyway, let’s peek at what they picked….

PERCY WETMORE….The Green Mile….he was pure hate…..I wanted him to die but someone else had an even better plan….

GUY WOODHOUSE….I don’t remember much……except the Epstein-ish ending….gotta re-watch Rosemary’s Baby again…..

HANS LANDA…..in Inglorious Basterds?…..that guy?….. “OH, HELL YEAH!”….he did not give a donkey poop about anybody.

DARTH VADER….Yo, Darth was Darth…..NEXT!

CALVIN CANDIE…..I have to get back to you on this one…..because I still haven’t watched Django Unchained.

SCAR….Yeah, everybody’s met, know or “knew” a Scar during their life time…..backstabbin’….motha….

CRUELLA de VIL….That was my girl….she was one awful person…..and 101 Dalmatians were not her favorite choice for house pets

MAX CADY….The Cape Fear guy….c’mon…oh what….you’re surprised?….it’s De Niro…..

ALEX DeLARGE…yeah, The Clockwork Orange guy…..that boy should’ve been sacrificed or eaten at birth….

NURSE RATCHED…..If you don’t know her name….or you’ve never seen the film….you should immediately be put inside a Cuckoo’s Nest…..I hated this woman….every time I watched this film….I saw my 4th grade teacher Ms. Ray…..she was one mean ol’ evil……moving on…..

ANTON CHIGURH…..No Country for Old Men…..doesn’t matter what he does….it’s going to be good.

TONY MONTANA….. “SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!”……classic!

HANNIBAL LECTER….It must be challenging to actually interact with an intellectual….who isn’t an idiot….and you sit there in Silence…..frightened like a Lamb

ALEX FORREST….Ok,…..ok,…..ok,…..this woman here?…..she tossed a live rabbit into a big ass pot of boiling water…..remember the pot grandma would cook her greens in all day?…..bigger…..her mind didn’t even snap….it broke!…..she helped me grow up….my dating habits changed drastically after obtaining a lesson on endless possibilities while watching her…..don’t get me wrong, there’s some men out there who might not be exactly like her….but they’re out there……I mean yo,…..this woman?…..man oh man…..what a Fatal Attraction

JOHN KREESE….The stupid racist karate instructor in The Karate Kid?….him?….this is a joke right?….man, I’d pick Blacula over this suburban MAGA.

CAMERON ALEXANDER….Stacy Keach in American History X….that was a great movie….harsh but a lessons in there…..and….if I remember correctly, there was a beef between the director and the film company…..because the director wanted it longer or a different cut for the film…..and the other guys were like “Nah”…..something was up…..anyway, Cameron was the wrong guy to hate….Ed Norton was the guy to hate in this film.

MOODY MAHMOODY….Sorry, I haven’t found the time to watch Not Without my Daughter…..yet…..maybe….

AMON GOETH…..no question…..he was sadistic in Schindler’s List…..a survivor from that camp was on the set one day….she looked at Ralph and she started crying…..that’s how real his character was.

MISS AGATHA TRUNCHABULL…..I’m gonna have to add Matilda to the Not Without my Daughter’s list ok?

MEREDITH BLAKE….and The Parent Trap….joins Matilda on the Not Without my Daughter’s list……and that’s their choices folks….very usual huh?….for me, there’s a bunch I’ve would’ve left off and added……Amy Dunne (Gone Girl)….I would’ve just killed her and gone to prison…..Patrick Bateman (American Psycho)……I loved that book so much I refuse to see the movie (and I have a copy)……Annie Wilkes (Misery)…..when she slammed his ankles with that hammer…..I was through…..Faye Dunaway (Mommie Dearest)….. “ NO WIRE HANGERS EVER!”…..how did this become such a gay cult classic?

WHY THEY ARE CALLED AN “EX”……This gal is crazy diabolical…..a woman in Florida was arrested….and she’s very attractive BTW….after stalking and sneaking into her Ex’s apartment….and she would just slightly rearrange his furniture….every night….she wouldn’t do anything to him….just move his furniture a little bit every night….after a while my man thought he was losing his mind….now that’s diabolical…..that’s equal crazy to Glenn Close throwing that live rabbit into a pot of boiling water…..and still she stalked Michael Douglass…..what about this theory….

THEY’RE NOT TEACHING…..Cursive writing in schools anymore….because AI can’t read “Individual” handwriting.

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