…… “STUPID’s $ 14 million reflecting pool is getting drained….and the algae won….Mother Nature bests the climate hater again….the paint peeled off the bottom and get this….and Olympic athlete was arrested and handcuffed for touching a loose piece of flap that floated to the surface….this has to be the most expensive science fair project in American history…..MAGA….Make Algae Great Again…..he’s screaming there were multiple arrests made and they will spend years in jail….the way you deal with convicts…..they’re probably be out by next Tuesday….I have a question….how come we don’t hear about the ones who wanted to take him out anymore?…..where did they go?….and this fool….who slipped on a croissant and hit his head said….he would charge U.S. tolls in the Strait of Hormuz if a final deal is not reached between the two countries in 60 days….Iran told everyone in Switzerland…. “Nah, the Strait is shut because that Jewish guy still wants a war and bombed Lebanon”….charge a toll to pass through?….you can’t even come near the strait without considering the possibility…..you might get tagged with a “Super-Sonic.”….as for the still rising gas prices….one of his MAGA maggots said this… “I think he’s amazing….my truck used to hold $59 dollars of gas….now it holds $120 of gas….I don’t know how he does it….but he is amazing and I plan on voting for him again”….time to let the ladies lead fellas…..this guy is not the future…..he’s not even a future.
IRAN PEACE DEAL…..And the greatest deal maker of all time..….came up with a brilliant peace plan…..a plan making everyone say all at once….. “WTF?”…..the United States will…..lift U.S. sanctions on Iran…..the U.S. will release $42 billion dollars in Iranian assets…..the U.S. will withdraw its troops from the region around Iran…..the U.S. will pay $300 billion to Iran for reconstruction…..all this….to “REOPEN” the Strait of Hormuz….which was already open before “STUPID” started this stupid war….so America guess what folks?..…. “WE WON!!!!….YAY!…..once everything was on paper and getting ready to be finalized…..Israel said “NO”…..and bombed Lebanon….why doesn’t the world just bomb Israel back to the stone age?…..they don’t contribute anything to the world economy….no imports, no exports…..the only thing this illegal state is good at is…..genocide…..so I never want to hear the Jewish mantra….. “Never forget” anymore because trust me……the world will never forget what you’ve constantly done to Palestinian people…..for decades…..acclaimed Hollywood star John Cusack just perfectly nailed Macron’s brutal diplomatic troll by inviting Donald Trump on a tour of Versailles to sign his peace agreement with Iran…..confident that Trump was unaware of the symbolism of having the ceremony in the same place where Germany was compelled to sign a humiliating surrender at the end of World War I…… “It was in this palace in June of 1919 that the President of Germany Gustav Bauer signed the treaty of surrender and agreed to pay restitution to the allies……Trump is clueless as to what he just did”…..of course, that treaty imposed crushing penalties and concessions on Germany…..economic pain of which fueled massive resentment, helped give rise to Hitler and the Nazis…..and set the stage for World War II…….Macron, who grudgingly treats Trump cordially…..was sending the clear message that the “deal” is tantamount surrender….and rare and baffling moment of capitulation of the mighty United States of America on the world stage…..apparently too ignorant of basic history to notice the burn (nice play Macron)…..Trump proudly put Sharpie to paper his usual polygraph signature while Macron beamed beside him…..let us remember that the deal gives Iran massive sanctions relief, unfreezes assets, and a $300 billion in a economic “rehabilitation” plan…..all after Trump’s reckless, expensive war and diplomatic tough-guy act all flopped spectacularly……Macron turned the signing into delicious political theater…..positioning Europe as the adult in the room forcing a humbled America into de-escalation, sad to say…..the symbolism could not have been more cutting…… observers are already calling it the “second surrender at Versailles,”…..a grand public humiliation of Trump’s foreign policy.
UPDATE:…..Iranian negotiators walked out of the peace deal talks in Switzerland….after “STUPID” said…. “He would blow this shit out of them and take over their country.”….chief negotiator Mohammed Ghailbar told the U.S…… “You should be careful with that statement because our armed forces are ready to respond.”…..and even world leader ignored Justa Dumbass Vance.
THE DINGO FENCE….Have you heard of this?….if you live down under you definitely have..…it’s one of the longest structures on Earth…..it stretches more than 3,400 mile across Australia….it was constructed to keep Dingoes away from the country’s major sheep-grazing region….the barrier protects millions of sheep…..and it is so long that it could stretch from New York to Los Angeles….and still have hundreds of miles left over…..and Australia once fought a bizarre war against Emus….in 1932, the military was sent to Western Australia to deal with roughly 20,000 Emus destroying farmland…..and the operation quickly turned into a disaster….the birds scattered too fast for the soldiers to hit them effectively….and the machine guns repeatedly jammed….after nearly 10,000 rounds of ammo fired…..the army withdrew….leaving the Emus the unlikely victors.
GERMANY….Has developed a gel that regrows your joint cartilage….and no implants and no is surgery needed…..I’m definitely going to find out if this is true.
CANADIAN FORCES….Are expanding its presence in Europe with a possible permanent base in Lativa….it will be the first one since the Cold War….pressuring Russia from Europe makes a lot more sense…..than waiting for them to show up at Canada’s front door in the Arctic.
ITALIAN PRIME MINISTER GIORGIA MELONI…..Is the only ally leader who exposed “STUPID” for what his is in front of the whole world….Italian media declares him to be the biggest liar in American history….and no world leader can trust him….Italy’s foreign minister called his words “grave and offensive” and cancelled his trip to the U.S…..allies are turning their backs towards him….because his lies are being exposed again and again….he’s destroying America’s trust forever…..the opening headline for an Italian newspaper called…..
LIBERO….. “TRUMP IS AN ASSHOLE”
CHINESE OFFICIALS….Claim China has the complete unredacted Epstein files….and is prepared to make them public….cool, let the games begin.