“What made you stop caring about what people think?”
ME: Do they pay your bills?….if not, don’t care what they think…..do you sleep next to them?….if not, don’t care what they think…..do they raise your kids?….if not, don’t care what they think…..would they suffer for you?….if not, don’t care what they think.
NEW YORK KNICKS…..First, I would like to thank y’all for whoopin’ the French croissant’s ass on his home court not once…..but three times…..second, if “STUPID” wants y’all to travel to D.C. and celebrate with his racist butt…..you need to remember, his energy was the reason you lost game #3…..if he’d kept his diaper poopin’ butt in Florida or wherever….it would’ve been a sweep…..never the less….New Yorkers made him feel unwelcomed in the city y’all kicked him out of so it’s all good…..this is what we want the team to do….roll-up on the Mayor’s crib and celebrate with him…..and here’s the thing “STUPID”…..the Mayor is still Muslim….which you don’t like at all…..the Pope is on the Knick’s side….and that has to turn you a tad bit more orange with rage…..and they beat your friend’s Tex-ass team in five games….so nope, I don’t think one of the champions might be thinking about coming to your crib…..this is a NYC Party…..one, you’re not invited to and don’t even think about crashing it….. Jalen Brunson took a $113 million dollar (or something like that) pay cut…..and it paid off…..and it was the right move….how many people would do that for NYC?…..one teenager shot, 4 people stabbed and 5 school buses set on ablaze in New Your City..….after the New York Knicks won the NBA championship…..it’s a good thing they didn’t lose…..and the ticker tape parade on Thursday…..will probably be the biggest one ever in the history of parades……the 5 boroughs of New York and Jersey….that will be one hell of a party…..New York Knicks owner James L. Dolan stunned the basketball world after announcing a massive $500 MILLION bonus reward for the entire championship roster following their historic first title in 53 years.
UPDATE…..They all said “OH HELL NO!”…..to the White House visit offer.
VICTOR WEMBANYAMA…..Listen man……you’re European…..and you tried to talk shit to the wrong city……AND…..you pissed off Jersey fans…..not good, not good…..you do not roll up in NYC and talk shit….. “NO ONE” has ever survived that…..you looked like a spider tripping on acid on the court…..waving your long….tentacles around….wait, that’s an octopi right?…..anyway, arms…..crawling around the three-point line…..WHY?….that makes about as much sense having him out there instead of under the basket….…..as smoking a joint before your eye doctor exam…..Jalen made you look stupid…..and the way he handled your back of the neck shove to the floor move…..that was Jersey…..after that flagrant foul…..he made you look stupid in front of the entire high school during the rest of the playoff games….you’re lucky though…..he hopped up off the floor and everybody knew….he wanted to clock your ass…..but his parents raised him right….so, he chose Plan B….and you chose to show those gathered in assembly your immaturity…..folding under pressure…..low stamina….by the 4th quarter you were already tired….walking up the court….dirty ball playing and…..as Big Mama would say….. “Child, you need to eat, somebody fix that boy a plate”…..I said it after the Olympics in Paris…. “He’s too light”…..you’re in Tex-ass, some of the best BBQ in the world….eat, hit the gym, build up your body since you’ve shown us….not only are you a dirty player who thinks injuring an opponent is a good thing….you ain’t strong enough to play under the rim….if Jose Alvarado can handle you…..man, that says a lot about you…..here’s a few opinions I found floating around……the French guy scored more points in the 2026 NBA finals than any one player has ever scored in a single championship round before (and yet, he lost)…..and as a young superstar he leaves the finals with his reputation severely degraded…..(he needs to stay out of NYC – like forever)…..he let us know he is very immature and doesn’t seem entirely capable of handling the pressure that comes with his status (a singer once told me…. “You may know the song but that doesn’t mean you can sing it”….he has a lot to learn)…..his emotions and physicality got him in trouble and he should have been punished more…..his cockiness backfired big time…..and the haters came out of the woodworks…..and we all know…..the games were scripted in your favor…..young with a big ego vs we don’t give a shit……France is France…..New York is something else…..basketball is basketball….Ballin’…. “BALLIN’”……….so if the NBA still wants to push you as the “New Face of Basketball”…..ok, but he let the world know it’s a villainous one…..and if next year….the NBA officials decide to officiate this season exactly how the playoffs were officiated….your tall ass won’t last half a season under the boards…..and to quote World Champion New York Knicks fans as they raised their glasses to toast together….. “FUCK WEMBY!”……and another thing…..
“SPIKE LEE DESERVES A RING”…..No question!….give that man a ring….the brother has been there…..on the FRONT ROW for like 41 or more years….and has spent millions on that seat….supporting the Knicks…..away games too….don’t matter….Spike was there….Spike is a Knicks….. “The Ultimate” MSG Knicks fan….give the man a ring…..trust me, every Knicks fan and the team agree with this honor…..and my man Spike….aka….Mars Blackmon, Mookie, Darrell “Half-Pint” Dunlap, Shorty, Cyrus, Snuffy, Jimmy, Lee hooked up Pope Leo with a Knicks jersey….#14 because he’s the 14th Pope….AND….he graduated from Villanova……just like the Knicks stars….Jalen Brunson, Josh Hart and Mikal Bridges…..man, San Antonio didn’t have a chance….how can you win……when the other team has God on their side?…..no chance.
JALEN BRUNSON….Should never have to pay for anything….ever again for the rest of his life in New York…..Jersey too…..OG Anunoby the same…..and I’m still watching the playoff games.
PROJECT ANCHOR….Have you heard about this rumor….or maybe isn’t….going around?…..word on the street says….a leaked NASA document claims that….Earth will lose gravity due to some space anomaly for 7 seconds…..on August 12th, 2026…..think about this….for 7 seconds…..count before continuing on…..for 7 seconds you will be airborne….and if science is correct when gravity doesn’t exist….we should float skyward right?….now count yourself, cars, possibly buildings, boats train….you get the picture….all floating up for….7 seconds….you see it…..imagining it?….now,……picture the 8th second.
STUPID STUDY PEOPLE…..The dumbest people on the planet.….now, they claim….again that they found another planet “very similar” to our rock we’re living on…..and it could harbor life…..the good thing is, it’s roughly 70% larger than Earth and about 5 times as massive….now that’s a big rock….here’s the downer….the entire surface is covered by one continuous ocean….known as TOI-1452b….they ended their findings on a “High” note though…. “Who knows, perhaps it harbors life too?”……ah, please share your landing party idea with us?….I’m like the ones you’ll be sending are dying to hear them…..let’s see,….first of all, you can’t land on it…..so,……?