….I’ll start with this….King Charles stood in front of the entire U.S. Congress and reminded “STUPID”….that even Kings are subject to the law….he cited the Magna Carta…..the foundation of checks and balances….and the room exploded….he defended NATO, stood up for Ukraine….the climate, free trade, made a case for the allies “STUPID” has spent every day in office shredding all of it….and both parties gave him a standing ovation….a foreign King had to come to Washington….to remind America what leadership looks like…..and true to his lineage….one thus feels the need to add a touch of British hunour….. “You recently remarked Mr. President, that without the United States….Europe would be speaking German….well, If I may….without us….you might be speaking French”….BAM!……how to humiliate someone dead to their face…..with class….and French President Emmanuel Macron….was not amused…..but my favorite was the “Let’s go meet the cabinet people”….”Jolly good”….you must’ve seen the video by now….this low-class egotistical mega-maniac….just cut Camel…..sorry, Chlamydia….no, that’s not….anyway,….she was walking, greeting, being cordial….and this (Kamala Harris debate pause) cut her off and walked in front of her….to shake hands with (Samuel L. Jackson favorite word) he already knows….y’all see Camel’s face?…..she was like, “Did this (Kamala Harris debate pause) just cut in front of me?”….she shrugged her shoulders and glanced at Chuck….Chuck tried to cut a B-line in front of him….it didn’t work…. “STUPID” wanted to own the show….Chuck had his hand out and “STUPID” blocked every one of the ones he wanted to shake….Chuck was like…. “N…r, WTF is wrong with you?”…..what did you expect Chuck?…..it’s America, but thanks for giving the country a wake-up call…..who knows, maybe you should deliver the same speech….back home…..oh, ah, Mayor Zohran Mamdani might have said this but you know, with all this AI stuff going on…..I agree with this idea….he, it, something suggest that it would be nice….if you returned the Kohinoor Diamond….you know, the one stuck on that big hat you put on your head from time to time….yeah, that one……I mean, you’ve had it since 1849….when the British East Inda Company stole it after the annexation of Punjab….let’s right a historical wrong ok?…..and then there’s the other video of him speaking outside….and his wife, sporting another frisbee I would never throw on top of her head….now “STUPID” was on a roll….first he said Camel and Chuck had been married for….63 years….if you just chocked on a bong hit….I fully and honestly understand……Diana hasn’t been dead that long….and don’t get me started on that….anyway,….then “STUPID” looked at his IKEA lamp shade dressed like one wife and told her….. “I don’t think we’ll be together that long”….yeah, we know she said, “Dah!”…..dude is 80 and shitting his pants already….but here’s the hopeful side of it all…..

WHEN HE LEAVES OFFICE…..

The Department of War will go back to being the Defense Department

The Trump Kennedy Center will go back to being the Kennedy Center

The Gulf of America will once again be The Gulf of Mexico

The unfinished East Wing (it won’t be finished by the end of Trump’s term) will be re-built by the next president….and it will not be a ballroom

Federal agencies packed with unqualified loyalists will fire those people and rehire the career experts Trump fired

The Department of Justice will go back to enforcing the law instead of protecting the president

Scientific agencies like NOAA, the EPA, and the CDC will go back to publishing research without political interference

The U.S. will re-align with its allies and not with its enemies

The presidential pardon power will stop being used as rewards program for loyalists

Inspectors General will go back to investigating corruption instead of getting fired for it

The White House press room will go back to having briefings with real journalists and not podcasters

U.S. foreign policy will stop revolving around flattered dictators

And the world will progress as though he never existed

I LOVE THIS SENTENCE….. „Forgive yourself for not knowing earlier what only time could teach…..because the truth is….some things only begin to make sense after we grow….after life changes us….and after time slowly shows us….what we were not ready to see before.

AND REMEMBER….With the rising cost of healthcare….we are now forced to conduct our own medical exams from home….so, just pee under a tree and wait a few minutes….if ants gather…it’s diabetes….if the grass dried up….it’s high blood pressure….if it smells like BBQ….it’s high cholesterol….if you forget to pull up your pants….it’s Alzheimer’s…..moving on…..