….Has anyone heard of this?….it’s been on the books since 1950…..and it is still the law of the land…..Title II section 100…..provides that under certain conditions…..the President may, on his own judgement…..proclaim the existence of a “National internal security emergency”…..throughout the land…..he can do so if….there is a declaration of war by Congress…..there is an “insurrection” within the United States…..there is an “imminent invasion” of the United States…..or any of its possessions…..and upon doing so…..the President’s political appointee…..the Attorney General…..is required immediately to….. “apprehend and detain any person as to whom there is reasonable ground…..to believe that such person probably will engage in…..or probably will conspire with others to engage in acts of espionage or of sabotage……and all this time and money has been wasted on putting Trump on trial for the 91 criminal charges he’s facing…..and there was a possibility lying in wait…..that Biden could’ve scooped him up…..and thrown his ass in jail already.
FOOTBALL…..Just wanna touch on it before the NFL kicks off tomorrow…..because I had the chance to watch a few leagues the last time I was home…..so…..
USFL…..that was about as exciting as watching Herschel Walker….give one if his….I’m running for the presidency speech
LFL….is one of the most sexually degrading sports I’ve ever watched….the lowest point of sexism…..half-naked women…..wearing tight fitting bras and underwear and thongs as uniforms…..don’t get me wrong……those women could hit….but at least you could dressed them in regular football gear and uniforms…..and not give them enough pads…..that would be equal to what a NFL player uses as a cup to protect his nuts…..it’s so much fun to get an honest opinion on this sport…..so I showed Nicole a video of a game…..and this is what she thought about it and she described the game perfectly….. “WTF is that…..that’s not a game…..that’s just half-naked women running around…..so men can get a hard-on.”…..and speaking of the…..
NFL…..let’s cut the BS….and start calling it “Touch Football”…..defensive players are basically pushing the offensive players…..not hitting them…..and now….
XFL….that was football…..because the defense could hit….man, some of those dudes were laying people out….talking shit…..and less flags were thrown…..I loved the idea of the kick-off…..and the choice you could make after you scored a touchdown…..1 point….two points or three point tries…..way more exciting than the NFL….but I wasn’t into all the interviews going on…..while the game was being played…..the NFL would be a more exciting game….if they added the kick-off and the extra point tries from the XFL…..and the the defense hit someone once in a while…..and least but why even bother…..
ARENA FOOTBALL….Look, here’s an idea…..since you call it arena football…..why don’t you add some swords, shields…..and throw in a few lions…..now that would make it more exciting to watch……oh, one more thing….. “YO, MARK!…..I need your Lions to upset the Chiefs tomorrow.”
TUCKER CARLSON IS A “DEAD MAN WALKING”…..Tucker, you need to more into a basement apartment with no windows ASAP…..a propagandist has claimed that Tucker is history…..for saying that the U.S. and Russia….will go to war with one another within the next year….I don’t advocate violence…..but if Tucker’s gone…..so be it.
UNVERIFIED “ACORN UFO” FILMED BY FIGHTER PILOT DISAPPEARS INTO THE OCEAN…..I’ve been saying this for years…..and I’ll say it again…..your telescopes are pointed in the wrong direction.
SERIOUSLY AMERICA?…..15 STUPID FOODS NO ONE SHOULD BE EATING…..So, let’s see what up……DEEP FRIED BUTTER…..Who in their right mind…..eats a pan of deep fried butter….my arteries are say right now….. “Oh hell no!”…..AMERICAN CHEESE…..if they mean that Kraft crap wrapped in plastic…..yeah, leave that alone…..POP TARTS…..never been a fan but ok…..RAW OYSTERS…..snot in a shell with a big bugger…..next…..PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH…..ok, you’re pushing it bro…..I’ll never give up on pb&j’s…..it just depends on the peanut butter…..never been a crunchy guy myself…..ROOT BEER…..pass……PEANUT BUTTER ON APPLES…..oh yucky poo…..PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA…..unless you want to die…..never order that in Naples, Italy…..because “You will” sleep with the fish……BISCUITS AND GRAVY…..sorry, but you need something to slop that gravy up with…..CIRCUS PEANUTS…..that’s those disgusting orange marshmallow things….ugh……don’t even give those to your kids…..TWINKIES…..when I was a kid they were good…..now,….they’re probably made of plastic……SPAM…..don’t tell the people living in Hawaii that…..there have been riots when there’s a shortage of Spam….FRIED CHICKEN n´ WAFFLES…..you better hide because Roscoe’s gonna whoop your ass….and that’s it folks…..pb&j’s…..and chicken & waffles aren’t going anywhere…..but the rest…..see ya!
DANIEL PATRICK MOYNIHAN…..Wrote this back in 1963…… “Religion and race define the next stage in the evolution of the American people…..but the American nationality is still forming…..its processes are mysterious, and the final form…..if there is ever to be a final form…..is as yet unknown.”
RON DeSANTIS SILENT AFTER NAZIS PROUDLY MARCH THE STREETS OF CENTRAL FLORIDA…..Of course he is.