GRANDSON: Grandma….did you know….if a guide dog judges that a command is unsafe….it will refuse the command….and this is called…. … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS……GRANDSON and GRANDMA…..apt. 817”
…..And I’m sure the African diplomats weren’t insulted…..dear world…..it’s come to a point where…..you can’t insult us anymore…..whatever words you … Read More “ROMANIA RECALLS AMBASSADOR AFTER HE COMPARED AFRICAN DIPLOMATS TO MONKEYS”
…..Ok,…..sometimes I don’t feel safe around White people…..but I don’t make it an issue…..anyway,…..a Black woman identified as “Shirley” set … Read More “HOMELESS MAN SLAMMED FOR SAYING HE “DIDN’T FEEL SAFE” AROUND BLACK PEOPLE”
THERAPIST: So, what do you do in your free time PATIENT: I stalk people THERAPIST: Ok…..I like to swim PATIENT: … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS……THE THERAPIST…..6th floor office….Rm. 666”
…..Good,…..now, I can start some shit…..wait, coffee…..ok, I found this on something called…. “Sports Savages”…..and it’s a good site….if you’re … Read More “BEST NBA TEAM OF ALL-TIME”
GOVERNOR BRADFORD…..of course, would not have claimed to be setting any democratic standards…..it was his belief that men are elected … Read More “NO MORE LIES……”
I BET ´CHA DIDN’T KNOW….. MOSQUITOES…..are more attracted….to people with smelly feet LOS ANGELES….was the first major city…..to synchronize traffic … Read More “TODAY IS…..I BET ´CHA DIDN’T KNOW……..and….”
See you later…..Alligator After a while….Crocodile Gotta go…..Buffalo See you soon….raccoon Be sweet…..Parakeet Take care….Polar Bear In a shake….Garter Snake … Read More “I’M KINDA BUSY TODAY…..SO……”
……The Chinese Defense Minister said that…..and I agree with the brother……it would be an…. “unbearable disaster” for the world……so why … Read More “LI SHANGFU: WAR WITH THE US WOULD BE UNBEARABLE DISASTER”
SIS: Nobody wants to date me SISTA: aww….I’ll date you SIS: Go away SISTA: I’m going to replace the coffee … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS……SIS and SISTA…..Apt. 555”