……Y’all need to stop doing that right now…..one day you’re gonna mix some stuff together…..and you’re gonna wish you had … Read More “EXTRAORDINARY BREAKTHROUGH AS SCIENTISTS CREAT LIVE MOUSE USING ANCIENT GENE OLDER THAN ANIMAL LIFE”
IF MY BODY WAS A CAR…..I’d trade it in for a newer model….cuz every time I cough or sneeze….my radiator … Read More “HAALLO FRIENDS……(Hello in…..Burmese)”
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…..Why in the hell are so many of them “STOOPID?”……I was on the subway…..a not really crowded one…..and this guy … Read More “HUMANS”
…..1997….. “Don’t get in a car with strangers”…….FRIENDS ADVICE….2007….. “Don’t meet people off the internet alone……YOU….2024….Uber….order yourself a stranger from … Read More “PARENTAL ADVICE”
…..Well, it seems like he’s going to keep his promise….to begin deporting over 15 million people…..he claims they have “poisoned … Read More “THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION’S NEXT TARGET: NATURALIZED U.S. CITIZENS”
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THE FIRST-EVER RAP HIT SONG PRODUCED…..was Rapper’s Delight in the summer of 1979…..three rappers named the Sugar Hill Gang recorded … Read More “HISTORY 101……”
…..The water used for tea and coffee you drink on most airlines isn’t the cleanest water…..it’s the exact same water … Read More “FYI”
….I trust his products about as much as I would trust him…..please, do not give this man any political power…..he’s … Read More “FRIENDS BURN TO DEATH IN TESLA CRASH AFTER IT’S ELECTRIC DOORS FAIL”