….I mention a problem existing in this country a few years ago….and while Nicole and I were vacationing in Lisboa, Portugal….we sort of realized what I’m about to mention is true….after walking for a few hours and dealing with those damn hills….we pick a spot to chill, munch on something and drink sangria….sitting below us (because the restaurant had places for customers to sit on the steps outside the place) were three women visiting from Riga, Latvia….and we started up a conversation that turned really flirty…..and they started hitting on me….Nicole and I were like…. “Are they serious?”…..one of the women was married with twins….didn’t matter, she was hitting on me hard….and Nicole was sitting there smiling and couldn’t believe this was happening…..long story short…..they said their goodbye’s and invited “ME” to come visit Riga…..didn’t invite Nicole….just me…..I looked at Nicole and said…. “What just happened?”…..she laughed….here’s why they were hitting on me….

RIGA….Has so few men that some women can now rent husbands by the hour…..what may sound like a joke….is tied to a serious demographic crisis…..decades of emigration, low birth rates and shorter male life expectancy…..created a huge imbalance….leaving far fewer men than women…..some women now hire companionship or help for events and home repairs…..from dinner dates to weddings….this service fills an unusual gap…..a population problem created a solution nobody expected….which is husbands for hire…..like I said before, I wrote about their shortage of men years ago…..and what I read said….most of the men were alcoholics and basically…..according to the women population…. “Useless”….the person who wrote the article went around and did a survey asking women…. “What type of men would you like to date….out of the 20+ women he asked…..they all said the same thing….. “BLACK MEN”….I was like “Whoa!”…..a decisive taste…..really, that was their answers….moving on to when I was on tour….we did a show in…..

LUGANO, SWITZERLAND…..Did a show and killed it….when we did a meet and greet….I had offers to go home with women and make babies….yep, I said no of course…..and hung out with a woman who was part of the stage crew….she wanted to take us to a club for drinks…..so a few of us joined her and the club was called “Desperado’s”….an appropriate name for what I’m going to tell you….so, we’re up in da club and it was filled with beautiful women….85% beautiful women….but no men….I asked her, “How come there aren’t any men up in here?”…..she told me the men are crap and most of the women in the city aren’t interested in them but would like to meet new interesting men…..I told her, I could go home (I was living in Munich, Germany at the time), fill up two buses, bring them here and the population of this city would triple…..you know what she said?….. “Bring them.”…..honestly, I don’t know what to say about these two situations…..anyway, for the single guys reading this and you want to meet someone new….here’s two cities you definitely wouldn’t have a problem accomplishing your dream.

KAREN’S CALLED THE COPS…..A Mexican family was having a BBQ party when they heard someone across the street yell,….. Turn that shit down or I’ll call the cops”…..they didn’t…..and he called the cops….so around 6:30pm, the police showed up…..and guess what happened?…..the police partied with the Mexican families….they danced, they laughed, one even rode the mechanical bull…..they ate and ate….and to piss the Karen’s off more…..more police officers came and partied with them…..they even took plates of food to go….really, more officers kept coming and coming….and they had a great time….those neighbor’s had to be beyond upset…..since the police didn’t shut the party down….now, if these racist Karen’s were kind and neighborly neighbor’s…..I’m sure they would’ve been invited, ate good food, danced all-night and realized…..their Mexican neighbor’s…..are good people.

THE NATIONAL INSTITUTE of HEALTH…..Launched the largest study of childhood brain development ever run in the entire country…..the study tracked 11,878 kids across 21 states in America…..each child was placed in MRI machines and allowed to scroll and watch screens and the results even shocked the researchers….kids with 7 or more hours of daily screen time showed premature thinning of the cortex…..that’s the brains outer layer that runs the thinking, the memory, the language…..and the prefrontal cortex which handles impulse control…..the same thing that makes a young brain vulnerable is the thing that lets it heal….it’s still forming until age twenty-five…..Dopamine receptors can reset in about 90 days….so as quickly as a developing brain can be damaged by screens, it can also heal….you don’t need to throw away your iPad….just cap it at 2 hours….the data is clear….we’re all in danger, not just kids.

TRUMP IS DEPORTING CUBANS TO AFRICA…..This is what Don Lemon had to say about that….and I agree…. “The United States has deported 36 Cubans immigrants in Florida to a Central Africa Republic country….that’s right, Africa…..you know what?…..I had a lot more to say about due process and all that….but guess what?……you know those Cubans, right?….down in Florida, they voted for him so good luck finding your way to Cuba…..that’s all I have to say…..you get what you vote for.”…..adios amigo!

WHAT IS LOVE?…..And I’m not talking about Haddaway’s song….a couple in the Philippines….were determined to get married even after monsoon rains flooded their church…..the bride waded up the aisle at St. John the Baptist Church…..and her future husband was standing patiently in knee deep water…..the bride said they had waited too long….and they didn’t want to wait any longer.

A FEDERAL JUDGE….Recently ruled….that AI generated child sex abuse material….is protected under the First Amendment…..how sick is that….America has become a disgusting country….led by some people call a leader….who has…..

DESTROYED…..The oval Office…..destroyed the East Wing….destroyed the Reflecting Pool…..destroyed the Kennedy Center….destroyed the economy…..destroyed the military….destroyed the postal service…..destroyed free press….destroyed our alliances….destroyed free press….destroyed the rule of law….destroyed the lives of America’s immigrant community….destroyed American society….destroyed all of our futures for a least a generation…..he’s contaminated our food supply….destroyed our national parks and protected lands….destroyed our health and safety regulations….destroyed trust in our elections….he’s destroying the air we breathe and the water we drink….he’s destroyed a century’s worth of progress and civil rights gains….but he still believe he’s making America Great Again….to quote….

MAXIMILIEN ROBESPIERRE….. “The ruling class will absolutely never peacefully surrender their stolen power….if you actually want to break your chains….you have to drag tyrants to the guillotine.”