…..The head of Kenya’s film censorship board…..Ezekiel Mutua wants the lion’s to be separated.….he said.…. “These animals need counseling because probably they have been influenced by gays who have gone to the national parks and behaved badly”……seriously??…..I wish when I was a child…..I could’ve been this creative at coming up with the world’s most bullshit excuse…..right before my mom was going to whip my ass….she would’ve given me that “MOM LOOK”…..and walked out the room…..because right then and there…..she realized she’s raising a complete idiot!
TURKEY’S ARRIVE IN D.C. TO AWAIT A TRUMP PARDON…..Knowing him….he’ll pardon one in front of the media…..and probably pluck that sucker and have it for dinner later.
TO ALL HUNTERS (this is from a San Francisco newspaper)….. “To all you hunters who kill animals for food, shame on you; you ought to go to the store and buy the meat that was made there, where no animals were harmed”…..thank goodness whomever posted this had a sense of humor…..because he/she/they wrote….. “Just remember as you read this, this person probably drives, votes and may have already reproduced.”
A MAN USED A MATCH TO CHECK FOR NATURAL GAS LEAK…..And yes,….what you thought happened…..did happen…..and if you think this was stupid…..
A GERMAN FITNESS FANATIC GOT HIS PENIS STUCK IN A WEIGHT…..Yeah I know, I know…..your imagination went where no imagination is supposed to go…..like,….how big is that thing…..and….it can lift heavy weights???
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID….
A Florida couple pleads guilty for beating a restaurant owner over cold chicken and not enough fries
Santa Claus gets the boot from the British National Trust because he’s too American
A Florida woman is accused of killing her husband and hiding the duct-taped body in a closet and walling over it
Trump voter: “I’d believe the president over Jesus.”
A man named his son Fidgit Spinner
A London court banned a man from having sex because of his low IQ
A man tried to steal a train
A woman was caught trying to crawl through a McDonald’s drive-thru window for a refill
A man was accused of snapping a chicken’s neck in a Target store
A Staten Island woman overdosed while the medics were trying to revive her husband who overdosed
HOW TO CLEAN YOUR PICKLE…..Oh don’t even go there…..the article was explaining how to clean a real pickle…..hygienically…..y’all have some dirty minds….I’m gonna tell my momma…..and she knows most of y’all.
ANTI-TRUMP PROTESTORS RISK 60 YEARS IN JAIL….And our right to protest is going out the window…..on the morning of the idiot’s inauguration day.….over 230 people were arrested…..some were anti-Trump and some were not…..federal prosecutors charged them all with “Felony Rioting”…..which is a non-existing crime in D.C…..and then the prosecution launched a sweeping investigation into the defendants lives….demanding vast amounts of online info through secret warrants.….phones, computers, etc……the prosecution also obtained warrants for anti-Trump organizers….they wanted a list of all the visitors to certain websites that organizers used to promote this protest…..ok the ones who caused property damage..…yeah,….lock them up…but the other ones…..no…..they did drop some charges but still..…over 200 people are facing felony rioting, felony incitement and conspiracy to riot…..meanwhile, no one died during these protest..…and yet the “Good People” white supremacist who march in Charlottesville, Virginia are still walking free…..regardless of the fact that some of them thought it was a good idea to shoot a gun at anti-Trump protesters.….drive a car though a crown of anti-Trump protesters…..and beat up anti-Trump protesters..…while the police stood by and watched it all happen.….and here’s the ass kicker.….there was no sweeping online dragnet to identify organizers who conspired to plan promote and carry out violence in Virginia…..nor were the racists organizations in Charlottesville rounded up and charged with felony conspiracy to commit rioting…..or charged as accessories to Heather Heyer’s murder.….federal prosecutors have done little to nothing.
THIS IS GOING AROUND THE NET…..Trump didn’t pardon the whole turkey…..just the white meat.