…..A state that is definitely a Disneyland project…..gone wrong…..now, a guy, who happens to live in…..right, Florida….killed his imaginary friend…..and then turned himself in to the police….you can read it again if you want….oh, it gets better……he has since been released on bail by the police…..yep…..and I also have questions…..like, what do you mean “released on bail?”….so they’re charging him for being crazy?……and then there’s this…..

A LAB WORKER IN RUSSIA….Reportedly broke a tube of live plague at the Anti-Plague Institute…..28-year-old Daria Shipilova later died of “Pneumonia of unknown etiology” and severe lung failure….this is a type of disease that spreads by respiratory droplets….it can spread from person to person…..and has an incubation period of one to seven days…..meaning, you can get infected but don’t show symptoms for up to a week…..it is serious but treatable…..a hospital wing was sealed….dozens were quarantined…..and officials rushed to Siberia to contain it…..here’s the kicker…..one government post mentioned the word “Plague”…..and then deleted the post…..a town told their residents to stay away….and that warning was also deleted….nearly 200 people have been placed under medical observation for potential exposure to the “mystery” illness….according to local reports ….oh it’s such a beautiful day in the neighborhood huh?…need not worry my fair people….I read the Secretary of State…..Mr. Marco Rubio told the press…. “I don’t think it’s cause for alarm….but it is cause for focus and a cause to just keep an eye on it”….so, were good….we can feel safe against an unknown viral….possible plague……we can keep an “eye” on it…..Rospotrebnadzor, the country’s public health watchdog said, “No micro-organisms ….associated with the employee’s professional duties were detected in samples taken from the patient”…..this is what some are calling, “an apparent attempt to defuse speculation about a possible link between the woman and her work”….saying, the epidemiological situation is…. “stable.”…..that’s exactly what the say in every horror movie you’ve seen….when a situation like this is the theme…..and what happens?………the World Health Organization told networks….. “Based on unofficial information available…..the public health risk to the general population appears to be low”…… “Appears” is not a very convincing word…..but thanks!…..I think…..meanwhile, Kremlin spokesperson Dmitry Peskov urged the public to follow announcements from the Rospotrebnadzor….rather than follow “rumors and speculation”…..like I said, we’re good….yo, remember the 200 people? ……what usually happens to those test subjects in the movies?…..either they die……they continue to experiment and try to figure out WTF is going on….continuing to figure it out on the person….who’s going to die one way or another (and if you sang the Blondie tune…..you’re stooopid)…..or we have…..

 ZOMBIES……What heck is going on?…..people are already reporting about zombies attacking people…..there was an incident in a Walmart….well ok, it is Walmart and we all know strange things happen in that store….and somewhere in The United Kingdom…..there is or was a job center….where applicants were being recruited….for a zombie virus testing…..they always said the zombie bug….would start in Britian….just ask the film 28 Days…..it’s only your normal medical testing thing going on…..on unsuspecting civilians….come on, we have to have a flu to see if it works…..one guy in Nottingham, England felt trapped inside his apartment and couldn’t go out….because he was busy videotaping so-called-could be-might be zombies strolling outside his windows…..did you know they already have different classified types of  Z-people?….there’s the Occult type….that cannot be reliably monitored or predicted or proven to exist….zombies caused by Occult phenomena are “E-M-Z’s”……the only way to ensure a zombie is dead is to burn the zombie corpse….. “E-M-Z’s” are the only class of zombie that may not be vulnerable to this measure…..the military assigns its Chaplin Corp as its primary defense…..and there are more classifications for zombies….look them up…..in case your husband turns into one….shouldn’t be too hard anyway…..since you’ve had years of practice already.

HAVE YOU EVER ASKED YOURSELF…..What do zombies eat….after their food chain is gone?…..think about it, what do they eat?…..not a skunk, deer, influencer left….they’ve eaten everyone less faster the Usain Bolt…..munched on the slowest animals….lions aren’t going to eat them because they like fresh meat….so both species are basically ass-out when it comes to dinner…..lions can’t hunt prey anymore…..can’t hunt humans either…..and zombies are brainless to the point…..like thinking taking on a crocodile is a great idea…..so they just wonder around…..walking forever into eternity?…..kinda like…..

Z #103: Yo man, I got the munchies

Z #24: I hear ya….I miss those BLT

Z #30,789: I could do with a Bladder, Lung and Testicle sandwich

Z #12: I’m dying for a Bronchi, Liver, Twinkle Toes sandwich….they’re crunchy

Z#92: with a side order of picked knuckles?

Z #1: Don’t forget to add the crispy ear chips…..them things were good

Z #3,000,71: Throw in a dish of brain tartare….

Z #7: What’s wrong with her, she looks like she’s gonna be sick

Z#166: She’s Vegan…..

So,…..I ask, is that it…..after all their happy meals are gone?…..they stroll and engage in idle drooling conversation?….they can’t even die or eat each other…..and the poor Vegan chick is going to starve to death?….she’s gonna starve to death…..and can’t die….man, screw that….no, as long as they’re Night of the Living Dead Z’s….or The Walking Dead Z’s….I’m good…..those Train to Busan Z’s and World War Z Z’s…..lunch y’all…..we ‘re lunch….people say, “What’s the point, there’s going to be too many of them to survive”…..oh really, here’s a hint when it comes to surviving….. “GRAB SOMETHING…..AND…..RUN FASTER!”

I WHAT TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING…..Since I spent time pondering on it…..when I sat in the park watching dogs poop…..people are talking about the upcoming “Zombie Apocalypse”….to go along with future food shortages, politicians attempting to convince us that….4 billion people have to be….y’all are saying unalive….I’ll stick with “Removed”…..so “THEY” can survive and thrive underground….while those above ground die….I heard a guy give a warning to the Met Gala people….. “You think you’re just going to leave us above ground to die while you live in the lap of luxury….no, those of us who survive….we are going to clog up your air filters, mess with your water intake….do everything we can to make sure you suffer…..buried in your expensive so-called survival tombs”……not a bad idea…..anyway,…..

TRUMP ON IRAN:…. “Let them take out Los Angeles….let ‘em take out San Diego…..this is a very small price to pay.”

GOV. GAVIN NEWSOM: “Let’s be clear….the president is advocating for an attack on 10-million U.S. residents…..in two of America’s largest cities…..this is not normal….none of this is…..and we will continue to remind folks of that every day.”

PEOPLE……The population of LA is 9.69 million people…..the population of San Diego is 1.41 people…..that’s over 11 million people….men., women and children…..and he casually sanctioned Iran to blow them all up….just “A small price to pay”…..and Nebraska MAGA people listened….and cheered when he said that…..I’ll admit, I’ve seen and experienced some weird you know what during my life….so far…..but never in my lifetime, did I think I’d see the day a United States president…..would even suggest….allowing a foreign country…..to destroy our major American cities….and instead of being horrified….people cheered….let that shit sink in for a minute….this is where we are…..America!….and in case you didn’t know….but I’m sure both my Michael brothers…..and my high school friend Ken know…..San Diego has one of the largest concentrations of US and Marine Corps forces in the world…..and serves as a hub for the US Pacific Fleet…..San Diego is home to over 110,000 active duty military members…..and roughly 60,000 military children….it is home to more than 200,000 veterans and retirees….. “Let them take out San Diego….this is a small price to pay”…..and they all cheered…..the fact that they cheered is all you need to know exactly how seriously messed up America is right now….no leader of any nation has ever stood on a podium…..and publicly invited a hostile foreign military to “take out” their own sovereign cities…..until now.