…..WTF was that!?!…..this one was funnier than the first one.….the audience laughed…..even the commentators laughed…..I cracked the hell up.….the spit … Read More “2nd PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE……ROUND TWO“
…..Julijonas Urbonas wanted to create a roller coaster that could kill people….after he had a vision of killing people five … Read More “THIS ROLLER COASTER IS LITERALLY A “ONE TIME RIDE” BECAUSE IT IS DESIGNED TO KILL YOU“
…..Nothing…..we’re cool…..ain’t that right guys…..yep…..no problem here…..I’m fine…..me too..…couldn’t be better…..I’m hungry…….you’re always hungry……that’s not true…….yes it is.….no it’s not……oh … Read More “WHAT’S UP WITH THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD?“
…..Come on man…..you’ve never been to New York.….now if you’re taking about the entire state…..I don’t know..….but if you’re talking … Read More “NEW YORKERS ARE MORE AFRAID OF ROACHES THAN ISIS“
…..Oh I’m definitely going to try and find this place the next time we’re home.….ain’t nothing like Grandma’s cooking…..Enoteca Maria … Read More “NEW YORK RESTAURANT EMPLOYS GRANDMAS INSTEAD OF PROFESSIONAL CHEFS“
….Man oh man oh man.….that was better than watching Wayne Newton, Barry Manilow or Britney Spears prancing around on stage … Read More “THE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE – ROUND THREE“
…..Has to be the worst shit in the world to watch…..but one thing is for sure……it’s entertaining as hell……like take … Read More “EUROVISION SONG CONTEST“
….The Palestinian-American journalist…..has passed away after being shot in the head by Israeli forces…..actually, it was a sniper shot through … Read More “AL JAZEERA CORRESPONDENT SHIREEN ABU AKLEH“
WILL SMITH…..Slaps Chris Rock on stage at the Oscars…..future productions cancelled….film banned from being shown…..and basically takes a trip to … Read More “WILL SMITH“
…..Until I finish it?……what kinda dumbass question is that? HERE’S A GOOD QUESTION……. “Seriously, how the fuck do we have … Read More “HOW LONG DOES LIQUOR LAST IF YOU OPEN THE BOTTLE?“