CUZ: I met a really hot girl who was half Japanese and half Pilipino…..I think I ruined it by constantly … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS …….CUZ and BRO…..Apt. 410”
…..He should’ve paid attention the first time…..he was busted waving a gun around in da club…..but this double standard is … Read More “JA MORANT”
I SURVIVED…..reading banned books…..and all I got…..was smarter EVERYONE YOU MEET…..always ask if you have a career, are married or … Read More “SALAM…..(Hello friends…..in Azerbaijani)”
AMY: I just fired myself from cleaning my house……I don’t like my attitude…..and I got caught drinking on the job … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS…..AMY…..Apt. 344”
…..Shit,…..I’m not surprised….he was hanging out…..on 1st Avenue and East 1st Street……at 4 in the morning…..man, during the 70’s-80’s…..I didn’t … Read More “NYPD: GUNMAN SHOT MAN IN STOMACH ON THE LOWER EAST SIDE”
SIS: You’re horrible…..you don’t care if I live or die SISTA: Not true….I have a definite preference SIS: What’s the … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS……SIS and SISTA…..Apt. 555”
SON: The film Magic Mike grossed 167 million….if you still think girls like dad bods….keep dreaming dad DAD: Shrek grossed … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS……SON and DAD…..Apt. 719”
……There are two things I’m trying to understand here….one….why you would you televise a Donald Trump townhall meeting?….and two…..why are … Read More “CNN”
DAUGHTER: (Listening to the radio)…..OMG!…..I love this song….. “We built this city……we built this city on sausage rolls” MOM: What???…..do … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS……DAUGHTER and MOM……Penthouse 1……”
PHONE CALL: You know….people treat me like a God SUSAN: How so? PHONE CALL: They ignore my existence…..unless they need … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS……PHONE CALL and SUSAN…..Apt. 307”