REASONS TO BE A BOOKWORM #23846…..You can take a different book to bed every night….and no one will question your morals

BACK IN THE DAY…..we weren’t influencers…..we were just bad examples

WHEN PREPARING TO TRAVEL….lay out all of your clothes and all your money….then take half the clothes…..and twice the money

AS YOU GET OLDER….you don’t really figure anything out….you just run out of energy to care

SOONER OR LATER….everyone sits down…..to a banquet of consequences

LIFE IS LIKE A SOUP….and I’m a damn fork

WHEN PEOPLE DON’T….show up the way I show up for them….that’s all the validation I need

WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…. “You look so familiar”….reply with….. “We’re we in prison together?”….it’s nearly always an instant conversation ender

IF I’M SARCASTIC…..when I talk to you…..it’s either because I really like you….and feel comfortable teasing you….or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it….good luck figuring out which one

MY DUMBASS…would have started saving money in kindergarten….if I had known life was going to be like this

YOU KNOW HOW YOU….tap a YouTube video to see how much longer it’s got left?….I wish you could do that to people….when they’re talking to you

IF….a person is born deaf….what language do they think in?

AFTER SIXTY….you’re basically just scanning the environment for a bench to sit down…..or a bathroom

WE NEED TO STOP…..calling the wealthy the “elite”…..we need to change it to….. “the predator class”

AND MY FAVORITE…..

THERE’S A TURKISH SAYING WHICH SAYS…..

“If you truly love someone….you love them twice…..the first time it’s all about attraction….their smile, voice, presence….but slowly the curtain lifts….you see their scars, insecurities, mood swings, trauma, moral indifference….it’s no longer perfect….it’s real….and if you still love them….without filters, without expectations….that’s not infatuation….that’s love of understanding….that kind of love stays….that kind of love grows.”