….James Lusted took his fiancée Chloe Roberts out for a romantic dinner…..so the waitress brought them their menus……and crayons and … Read More “WAITRESS COMMITS ABSOLUTELY EXCRUCIATING ERROR BEFORE ENGAGED COUPLE’S ROMANTIC MEAL“
…..and y’all thought it was going to be New York. NURSE KILLS 38 PATIENTS BECAUSE THEY ANNOYED HER…..Damn!…..Daniela Poggiali……a 42-year … Read More “THE NATION’S MOST RAT-INFESTED CITY IS…….CHICAGO!“
….What?…..a big ass rock?…..and….. ROBBERS PICK WRONG BAR….Oh I wish I could’ve been there for this one…..a bunch of guys … Read More “ROBBER USES WEAPON THAT DATES BACK TO THE STONE AGE“
…..Well you better hope they didn’t toss the most important part in the garbage. AMAZON WARNS ABOUT “RACIAL PREJUDICES” IN … Read More “I WANT A SEX CHANGE……AGAIN! TRANSSEXUAL WHO HAD SURGERY WANTS TO BECOME A MAN AGAIN“
…..If I come to your home…..and a lizard opens the door…..that is the last time I will come to your … Read More “HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON: LIZARDS TAUGHT TO OPEN DOORS“
….. “Most of the general public thinks that gay and transgender Muslims don’t exist…..but we have always been here…..we stay … Read More “THIS RAMADAN I REFUSE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN BEING MUSLIM AND BEING LESBIAN”
…..Please let it be my big brother…..please let it be my big brother……..please let it be my big brother. SEA-LEVEL … Read More “WINNING POWERBALL LOTTERY TICKET SOLD IN NEW JERSEY“
.….Now I’ve seen some cat fights…..and yelling matches between women in my days.….but this one?…..two women in Northwest China…..fainted from … Read More “TWO CHINESE WOMEN COLLAPSE ON THE STREET AFTER ARGUING NON-STOP FOR EIGHT HOURS“
…. Y’all need to leave that girl alone….so what if she was smoking a blunt…..the interesting thing about most of … Read More “TWITTER REACTS TO MALIA OBAMA’S APPARENT WEED SMOKING“
…..Woman you stupid……sorry…..were stupid.….the reason it’s called a “Wildlife Park”…..is because the wildlife is walking around…..and you just decided to … Read More “TIGER MAULS WOMAN TO DEATH AND WOUND ANOTHER AT CHINESE WILDLIFE PARK“