…..The head of Kenya’s film censorship board…..Ezekiel Mutua wants the lion’s to be separated.….he said.…. “These animals need counseling because … Read More “KENYAN OFFICIALS ATTEMPT TO SEPARATE A PAIR OF GAY LIONS”
….. “I have neither the time – nor the crayons to explain it to you.” THE GURUNG TRIBLE OF NEPAL…. … Read More “GREAT T-SHIRT…..”
…..Talk about some horny ass rats…..these dudes are screwing so hard….they die before their kids are born..…and the women ain’t … Read More “NEW SPECIES OF RODENTLIKE MAMMAL KILLS ITSELF WITH SEX”
……Those damn walls keep coming out of nowhere……anyway,….. 7 DAYS BEFORE A STROKE – YOUR BODY WILL WARN YOU WITH……Tripadvisor….seriously?….what, … Read More “YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE ABOUT GETTING OLD?”
…..Please tell me the website I found this on…..posted a joke?…..according the Onion site…..Texas Gov. Greg Abbott signed into law … Read More “TEXAS BANS CONSENSUAL SEX”
……Remember this guy?…..a few years ago.….he tagged an ISIS fighter in the head…..from two miles away……he’s now one of over … Read More “CANADIAN SNIPER CALLED “ONE OF THE WORLD’S DEADLIEST” HEADS TO HELP UKRAINE”
ANOTHER NAME….for….. “Critical Race Theory” is….. “Actual American History” INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY….WOMEN…..you are beautiful, brave, smart, funny loveable…..kind and so … Read More “GOOD MORNING FRIENDS……”
….Yo, Vlad….at this point in time….I really think the Ukrainians…..don’t give a shit!…..you should be more worried about….Russian citizens protesting … Read More “PUTIN THREATENS UKRAINE WITH LOSS OF STATEHOOD”
….I was sitting in the sand, looking over the Pacific Ocean……watching a sunset…..and getting high and drunk with an old … Read More “A LONG TIME AGO”
WHEN THEY SAID…. “History repeats itself”…..I wasn’t expecting…..all of the 20th century….in two years I MAY NOT HAVE.….lost all my … Read More “FRIEND’S DAY TODAY……”