April 1, 2022
MY GIRL
…..House speaker Nancy Pelosi was asked…..if she thinks Justice Thomas should resign…..her answer….. “I don’t think he should’ve ever been … Read More “MY GIRL”
March 31, 2022
MYSTERY SURROUNDING “ALIEN” CREATURE ON QUEENSLAND BEACH DEEPENS
…..Oh, there’s no mystery to worry about…..honestly,….here, let me ease your worries…..now, the area they’re talking about…..is called Queensland.….that’s Australia … Read More “MYSTERY SURROUNDING “ALIEN” CREATURE ON QUEENSLAND BEACH DEEPENS”
March 29, 2022
WHY JAPAN’S ELDERLY ARE COMMITTING CRIMES TO BREAK INTO PRISON
….Check this out…..what if you could get free food, free shelter and unlimited health care in exchange for freedom?……for a … Read More “WHY JAPAN’S ELDERLY ARE COMMITTING CRIMES TO BREAK INTO PRISON”
I SAW A FATHER WEARING THIS T-SHIRT
…..Rules For Dating My Daughter…..1..Get a job….2…Understand I don’t like you…3…I’m everywhere….4…You hurt her-I hurt you….5…Be home 30 minutes early…6…Get … Read More “I SAW A FATHER WEARING THIS T-SHIRT”
11 WEIRD THINGS THAT WASHED ASHORE….LOTS OF LEGO BRICKS
….62 shipping containers fell overboard and 4.8 million pieces went swimming……E.T…..Margaret Wells was robbed and she lost one irreplaceable item … Read More “11 WEIRD THINGS THAT WASHED ASHORE….LOTS OF LEGO BRICKS”
March 28, 2022
DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU
…..But the best news I’ve heard so far today was…..George Clinton returns from retirement……for a Parliament-Funkadelic tour……anyway,…… WILL SMITH SLAPS … Read More “DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU”
March 27, 2022
GOOD MORNING FRIENDS……!
I WONDER…..what the part of my brain…..that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now days THE GREATEST HAPPINESS….is … Read More “GOOD MORNING FRIENDS……!”
March 26, 2022
KETANJI BROWN JACKSON
……Ladies and Gentlemen…..if you don’t fully understand by now…..exactly what that….circus was about…..if you have not grasped the reality of … Read More “KETANJI BROWN JACKSON”
March 25, 2022
LOST TAPE REVEALS APOLLO ASTRONAUTS HEARD UNEXPLAINED MUSIC ON THE FAR SIDE OF THE MOON
…..It was probably aliens bumping Pink Floyd’s music. WHOLE CLASS OF FIRST GRADERS LEARN SIGN LANGUAGE TO COMMUNICATE WITH DEAF … Read More “LOST TAPE REVEALS APOLLO ASTRONAUTS HEARD UNEXPLAINED MUSIC ON THE FAR SIDE OF THE MOON”
LET’S GRAB A BLANKET
….run away….and watch the stars BACK IN THE DAY…..the only time we started panic buying….was when the bartender yelled…. “Last … Read More “LET’S GRAB A BLANKET”