December 16, 2024
I GET IT NOW
…..Seriously, I got it…..I now know why…..there was a reason we called old people “Grumpy”…..I get it…..the ones who hated … Read More “I GET IT NOW”
December 15, 2024
WEED MOMENT
….. While I was sitting in the kitchen……staring out the window…..after finishing my morning bowl…..and it ain’t cereal I’m talking … Read More “WEED MOMENT”
December 12, 2024
HISTORY 101……
WE ARE A GENERATION THAT WILL NEVER COME BACK…..a generation that walked to school and then walked back…..a generation that … Read More “HISTORY 101……”
December 9, 2024
HERE’S SOMETHING FOR YOU NON-BELIEVERS
…..And still think we’re the only ones existing in our known universe…..check this out “Ein-slimes”…..do you know anything about light … Read More “HERE’S SOMETHING FOR YOU NON-BELIEVERS”
December 7, 2024
EXTRAORDINARY BREAKTHROUGH AS SCIENTISTS CREAT LIVE MOUSE USING ANCIENT GENE OLDER THAN ANIMAL LIFE
……Y’all need to stop doing that right now…..one day you’re gonna mix some stuff together…..and you’re gonna wish you had … Read More “EXTRAORDINARY BREAKTHROUGH AS SCIENTISTS CREAT LIVE MOUSE USING ANCIENT GENE OLDER THAN ANIMAL LIFE”
December 5, 2024
HAALLO FRIENDS……(Hello in…..Burmese)
IF MY BODY WAS A CAR…..I’d trade it in for a newer model….cuz every time I cough or sneeze….my radiator … Read More “HAALLO FRIENDS……(Hello in…..Burmese)”
November 30, 2024
MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS……SIS and SISTA…..Apt…..555
SISTA: I hate how funerals are always held at 9 am SIS: Why? SISTA: Because I’m not really a mourning … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS……SIS and SISTA…..Apt…..555”
November 29, 2024
HUMANS
…..Why in the hell are so many of them “STOOPID?”……I was on the subway…..a not really crowded one…..and this guy … Read More “HUMANS”
November 27, 2024
PARENTAL ADVICE
…..1997….. “Don’t get in a car with strangers”…….FRIENDS ADVICE….2007….. “Don’t meet people off the internet alone……YOU….2024….Uber….order yourself a stranger from … Read More “PARENTAL ADVICE”
November 25, 2024
THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION’S NEXT TARGET: NATURALIZED U.S. CITIZENS
…..Well, it seems like he’s going to keep his promise….to begin deporting over 15 million people…..he claims they have “poisoned … Read More “THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION’S NEXT TARGET: NATURALIZED U.S. CITIZENS”