April 14, 2023
OHHHH SNAP!……
GIRL 1: How was your flight? GIRL 2: This is his girlfriend…..who are you exactly and why are you texting … Read More “OHHHH SNAP!……”
April 13, 2023
MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS…….DAUGHTER and MOM…..Penthouse
DAUGHTER: Finally, you’ve entered the digital age and got a smartphone…..how is it?…..Mom?…..Hellooooo??……Why aren’t you answering?? MOM: Howdoyoudoaspace DAUGHTER: Why … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS…….DAUGHTER and MOM…..Penthouse”
April 12, 2023
I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE SAY
….. “I’m tired”…..your not tired…..you’re doing what you have to do…..with the energy you have……when you’re tired…..your dead…..so you ain’t … Read More “I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE SAY”
April 10, 2023
MAN SUES NEIGHBOR HE PAID TO GET HIS WIFE PREGNANT BUT FAILED AFTER 72 ATTEMPTS
…..You know……I’m just gonna leave this here…..and let y’all explain to this idiot…..why his wife is not pregnant…..I need a … Read More “MAN SUES NEIGHBOR HE PAID TO GET HIS WIFE PREGNANT BUT FAILED AFTER 72 ATTEMPTS”
April 9, 2023
SAWUBONA……(Hello friends…..in Zulu)
WITHOUT DEVIATION…..from the norm…..progress is not possible THE OLDER I GET…..the more I understand…..why roosters scream to start their day … Read More “SAWUBONA……(Hello friends…..in Zulu)”
April 8, 2023
TWO DEMOCRATIC MEMBERS EXPELLED FROM TENNESSEE HOUSE OVER GUN CONTROL PROTEST
…..The house is a dominated “REICH-publican one”…..so I can tell you’re not shocked by their actions…..and these two brothers…..were kicked … Read More “TWO DEMOCRATIC MEMBERS EXPELLED FROM TENNESSEE HOUSE OVER GUN CONTROL PROTEST”
April 6, 2023
AINNGAI……(Hello friends…..in Inuktitut)
MAKE SOMEONE HAPPY TODAY…..mind ya business I HATE…..when I go out in public…..and the public is there 2019: Avoid negative … Read More “AINNGAI……(Hello friends…..in Inuktitut)”
April 5, 2023
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID……
Giant rat as big as a cat leaves homeowner too scared to go outsideUnemployed woman spends taxpayers money on $4,500 … Read More “AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID……”
MISSOURI HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES SET NEW BUDGET FOR PUBLIC LIBRARIES TO $0
…..Well, I guess the people they elected to represent them…..wants our future generation…..to grow up and be..…just as stupid as … Read More “MISSOURI HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES SET NEW BUDGET FOR PUBLIC LIBRARIES TO $0”
April 1, 2023
WRONG NUMBER…….
TEXT: Dude…..are you ready to party!!! ANSWER: Ummm….who is this? TEXT: Oh, sorry …..wrong number ANSWER: but….I still want to … Read More “WRONG NUMBER…….”