DAUGHTER: My boyfriend got his side-chick pregnant…..but we both love each other….should I stay? MOM: Sure,…..they’ll need a clown….for the … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS……DAUGHTER and MOM……Penthouse 1……”
……Is that what education has come to?….studying harder isn’t an option anymore?…….fine, use the AI…..you’ll still be stupid. NYC’S BRAND … Read More “UNIVERSITY STUDENT REVEALS SHE RECEIVED A ZERO ON A SIX-PAGE ESSAY, SAYS; “SHOULD’VE CHEATED WITH AI””
SON: Like this song dad? DAD: I prefer alternative music like Nirvana….or Pearl Jam or Weezer SON: You mean classic … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS……SON and DAD…..Apt. 719”
……..And those Pro-People are losing their collective minds. HERE’S THE CITY YOUR ZODIAC SIGN WOULD THRIVE IN…..And let’s see what … Read More “SUPREME COURT PROTECTS ACCESS TO ABORTION PILL AS APPEAL PROCEEDS IN LOWER COURT”
PHONE CALL: Pick me up I’m drunk SUSAN: Send me your location PHONE CALL: I love that song SUSAN: It’s … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS……PHONE CALL and SUSAN…..Apt. 307”
……On the bottom of the ocean somewhere in the Pacific….and no, I didn’t read the article….you do it….anyway,…..a hole in … Read More “WHY A LEAK AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PACIFIC OCEAN HAS SCIENTISTS WORRIED ABOUT “THE BIG ONE””
AMY: I hate when I click…. “accept cookies”…….and then I don’t get any cookies AMY: The other day I gave … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS…..AMY…..Apt. 344”
…..A Farmingville, NY mom has filed a discrimination claim….against a White teacher…..accused of categorizing her daughter’s hair as….. “ethnic” and … Read More “THE AUDACITY”
CUZ: What’s the Netflix password BRO: ihopeyoudie CUZ: Thank you CUZ: What is the one thing that became more clear…..as … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS …….CUZ and BRO…..Apt. 410”
SIS: Are you an adult?? SISTA: Yeah, but not like on purpose or anything SIS: You should eat 1200 calories … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS……SIS and SISTA…..Apt. 555”