I BET ´CHA DIDN’T KNOW….. MOSQUITOES…..are more attracted….to people with smelly feet LOS ANGELES….was the first major city…..to synchronize traffic … Read More “TODAY IS…..I BET ´CHA DIDN’T KNOW……..and….”
See you later…..Alligator After a while….Crocodile Gotta go…..Buffalo See you soon….raccoon Be sweet…..Parakeet Take care….Polar Bear In a shake….Garter Snake … Read More “I’M KINDA BUSY TODAY…..SO……”
……The Chinese Defense Minister said that…..and I agree with the brother……it would be an…. “unbearable disaster” for the world……so why … Read More “LI SHANGFU: WAR WITH THE US WOULD BE UNBEARABLE DISASTER”
SIS: Nobody wants to date me SISTA: aww….I’ll date you SIS: Go away SISTA: I’m going to replace the coffee … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS……SIS and SISTA…..Apt. 555”
…..Then sell another beer….duh!…..but I don’t want to talk about Bud Light…..because the beer sucks….and makes you piss five minutes … Read More “BUD LIGHT BOYCOTT IS WORKING AND HURTING SMALL BUSINESS”
THE PERFECT MUSICIAN…..DOES NOT…..mess up a song…..forget the lyrics…..miss a rehearsal…..actually exist SPEAK WHEN YOU ARE ANGRY…..and you will make … Read More “HEJ…… (Hello friends……in Danish)”
DAUGHTER: Mom, why do you wear make-up…..you’re like in your 40’s? MOM: I wear make-up….so I won’t look like you … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS……DAUGHTER and MOM……Penthouse 1……”
BUBBA: My boss asked us to write down two things…..we liked most about our job….apparently, lunchtime and quitting time….weren’t the … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS……BUBBA…..Basement apt….2B”
….I begin…..my sister Sandra shared this….and I could not come up with a better way…..to say thank you…..to my friends….. … Read More “BEFORE”
CUZ: I met a really hot girl who was half Japanese and half Pilipino…..I think I ruined it by constantly … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS …….CUZ and BRO…..Apt. 410”