…..Ok,…..sometimes I don’t feel safe around White people…..but I don’t make it an issue…..anyway,…..a Black woman identified as “Shirley” set … Read More “HOMELESS MAN SLAMMED FOR SAYING HE “DIDN’T FEEL SAFE” AROUND BLACK PEOPLE”
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…..Good,…..now, I can start some shit…..wait, coffee…..ok, I found this on something called…. “Sports Savages”…..and it’s a good site….if you’re … Read More “BEST NBA TEAM OF ALL-TIME”
GOVERNOR BRADFORD…..of course, would not have claimed to be setting any democratic standards…..it was his belief that men are elected … Read More “NO MORE LIES……”
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See you later…..Alligator After a while….Crocodile Gotta go…..Buffalo See you soon….raccoon Be sweet…..Parakeet Take care….Polar Bear In a shake….Garter Snake … Read More “I’M KINDA BUSY TODAY…..SO……”
……The Chinese Defense Minister said that…..and I agree with the brother……it would be an…. “unbearable disaster” for the world……so why … Read More “LI SHANGFU: WAR WITH THE US WOULD BE UNBEARABLE DISASTER”
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…..Then sell another beer….duh!…..but I don’t want to talk about Bud Light…..because the beer sucks….and makes you piss five minutes … Read More “BUD LIGHT BOYCOTT IS WORKING AND HURTING SMALL BUSINESS”
THE PERFECT MUSICIAN…..DOES NOT…..mess up a song…..forget the lyrics…..miss a rehearsal…..actually exist SPEAK WHEN YOU ARE ANGRY…..and you will make … Read More “HEJ…… (Hello friends……in Danish)”