…..Shit,…..I’m not surprised….he was hanging out…..on 1st Avenue and East 1st Street……at 4 in the morning…..man, during the 70’s-80’s…..I didn’t … Read More “NYPD: GUNMAN SHOT MAN IN STOMACH ON THE LOWER EAST SIDE”
SIS: You’re horrible…..you don’t care if I live or die SISTA: Not true….I have a definite preference SIS: What’s the … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS……SIS and SISTA…..Apt. 555”
SON: The film Magic Mike grossed 167 million….if you still think girls like dad bods….keep dreaming dad DAD: Shrek grossed … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS……SON and DAD…..Apt. 719”
……There are two things I’m trying to understand here….one….why you would you televise a Donald Trump townhall meeting?….and two…..why are … Read More “CNN”
DAUGHTER: (Listening to the radio)…..OMG!…..I love this song….. “We built this city……we built this city on sausage rolls” MOM: What???…..do … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS……DAUGHTER and MOM……Penthouse 1……”
PHONE CALL: You know….people treat me like a God SUSAN: How so? PHONE CALL: They ignore my existence…..unless they need … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS……PHONE CALL and SUSAN…..Apt. 307”
…..The majority of the time…..when historians speak about women fighters….defending their land, homes…..or family…..African warriors are mostly mentioned…..rarely mentioned are……Greek, … Read More “WOMEN WARRIORS”
BOSS: Do you want to do overtime? BUBBA: First of all,…..I don’t want to do regular time BOSS: This is … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS……BUBBA…..Basement apt….2B”
BEFORE ELECTRICITY……theaters would use heated calcium oxide…..commonly known as quicklime…..to illuminate their stages….this is where the phrase…. “In the limelight” … Read More “DID YOU KNOW…..”
SIS: You know…..I’ve been in 7 car accidents this year….you can’t tell me God doesn’t have a plan for me … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS……SIS and SISTA…..Apt. 555”