APPARENTLY…..when you drink a pint of beer….you shorten your lifespan….by 9 minutes…..so, according to my calculations….I died sometime in 1644 … Read More “XIN CHÁO……(Hello friends…..in Vietnamese)”
……My man….Juan Ponce de León was searching for the wrong thing…..it wasn’t the fountain of youth in Bimini…..it was a … Read More “104-YEAR-OLD SAYS THE SECRET TO LONG LIFE IS “JIM BEAM AND JACK DANIELS””
PATIENT: My half-brother is 6’3” THERAPIST: Wow,…..just imagine if he were a full brother PATIENT: I found this wonderful cake … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS……THE THERAPIST…..6th floor office….Rm. 666”
…..Now I performed in the first Dubai Jazz Fest in 2003…..and I had a wonderful time….meeting people, doing after show … Read More “BLACK WOMAN JAILED FOR MONTHS IN DUBAI AFTER YELLING AT RENTAL CAR AGENT WHO TRIED TO FORCE HER TO PAY TO RETRIVE HER ITEMS LEFT IN WRECKED VEHICLE”
…..The New York Yankees…..are in last place??…..YO,…..Aaron Boone…..you need to git…..before you really piss New Yorkers off….have we ever been … Read More “DID I READ THE SPORTS PAGE RIGHT?”
PLEASE DO NOT PUT…..in my obituary……that I was loved by all my friends and family…..no I wasn’t I LOVE GOSSIP … Read More “BULA…….(Hello friends…..in Fijian)”
……When my son was born….I created an email account for him…..every achievement and photo taken is sent to that mail…..when … Read More “THIS IS THE BEST DAD “THING” EVER”
AMY: Today at Walmart this girl ahead of me in line….card kept declining….so the cashier offered to pay for it….she … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS…..AMY…..Apt. 344”
…..Saw 26….count them…..26 mass shooting….in the first five days of July…..in total…..24 people have been killed and more than 140 … Read More “THE UNITED STATES……..”
DAUGHTER: FUCK!!!!! HUSBAND: Why is she cussing and slamming doors?…..what the hell is wrong with her? MOM: She just realized….she … Read More “MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS……DAUGHTER and MOM……Penthouse 1……”