….You know what this idiot said?….. “Swim as fast as you can towards the shore”….really?…..you’re dumber than the “Stupid Study … Read More “SHARK EXPERT REVEALS HOW TO HANDLE AN ATTACK”
….1)….Everyone shut the hell up…..2)….Get out of my way…3)….Don’t ask me any damn questions….Folks…..that’s me….I am “EVIL”…I am “MEAN”…I will … Read More “RULES WHEN I FIRST WAKE-UP IN THE MORNING”
….Yeah, that would stump me too..…Archaeologists from Brigham Young University have been digging up the place for the past 30 … Read More “EGYPTIAN CEMETERY WITH 1 MILLION BODIES STUMPS SCIENTISTS”
….He told them;… You made it..…and you’re F..ked!….he also said;…. “You discovered a talent, developed an ambition, and recognized your … Read More “ROBERT DE NIRO GAVE AN INCREDIBLE SPEECH TO THE NYU SCHOOL OF ART 2015 GRADUATING CLASS”
….I sure as hell hope it’s not supposed to come out the other end! WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU GIVE … Read More “THE TRUTH ABOUT POO: WE’RE DOING IT WRONG”
..…My heart goes out to the people of Nepal…..I’ve experienced a few 3’s..…4’s and 5’s….but a 7.8?….that’s like Godzilla having … Read More “NEPAL EARTHQUAKE: DEATH TOLL CLIMBS TOWARDS 2,000”
….A few days ago…..I put this story in the “World of the Stupid”..…and believe me..…it belongs there….check this out….54-year-old Larry..…from … Read More “GEORGIA MAN WOUNDS MOTHER-IN-LAW AFTER BULLET RICOCHETS OFF ARMADILLO”
….Yep, Nicole decided we’re going to take part tonight….ok, I’m all for making the world a better place….climate change..…protect our … Read More “EARTH HOUR”
……Claire Hudson, 25, was serving a very sweet couple..…who sat down and ordered beers, a burger and hot dogs….after they … Read More “WAITRESS GETS 130% TIP, HEARTWRENCHING NOTE”
….I have no f**king clue………………..NEXT! WHAT DOES SHIPWRECKED 170-YEAR-OLD BEER TASTE LIKE….Still have no f**king clue…….NEXT! ARMY VET WHO NEARLY … Read More “WHY KILLER WHALES GO THROUGH MENOPAUSE BUT ELEPHANTS DON’T”