….So, he sent a message to his mother-in-law…. “Your product does not match my requirements”….mother-in-law replies:…. “Warranty expired…..the manufacturer is … Read More “ANGRY HUSBAND IS NOT HAPPY WITH HIS WIFE”
…..Because she wouldn’t care….if I stood in the kitchen…..listening to Inside Looking Out on the Grand Funk Railroad Live CD…..standing … Read More “AND ANOTHER REASON I LOVE MY WIFE”
……Remember….this is my new category?…..first, I’ll start with….. CROSBY, STILLS, NASH & YOUNG…..I’m talking about the live album….and my favorite … Read More “DAMN, I FORGOT ABOUT THIS SONG”
…..Where was this when it would’ve been safer to do it?….back in the day…..I would’ve loved to have had a … Read More “YOU CAN NOW WALK OR BIKE FROM NEW YORK CITY TO CANADA, THANKS TO THIS NEW 750-MILE TRAIL”
….It lets you know he’s surrounded by the dumbest lawyers on the freakin’ planet…..sure you can keep Flynn out of … Read More “YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE ABOUT TRUMP’S PARDON OF MICHAEL FLYNN”
….Yep, it sure was….Arizona, New Jersey, Montana and South Dakota….ok, South Dakota definitely needed to do that….I can’t imagine there’s … Read More “WEED WAS THE REAL WINNER OF THE 2020 ELECTION”
….Here in Germany….our lockdown has been extended until the 15th of February….and the government toughens the mask rules….no longer are … Read More “SO, BACK TO OUR PROBLEM….COVID-19”
…..I watched it…..for free….and Snoop Dogg nailed it when he said,…. “This is like two of my uncles fighting at … Read More “MIKE TYSON/ROY JONES JR. FIGHT”
…..Why aren’t we calling the bomber…..who blew himself up in Nashville, Tenn. …..a suicide bomber?…….is it because he’s the only … Read More “I FORGOT WHO ASKED THE QUESTION…..BUT IT’S A GOOD ONE”
…..I swear to you….I would take a hit of LSD….to hear what a….3,000-year-old skull could tell me about an ancient … Read More “3,300-YEAR-OLD BABOON SKULL MAY TELL OF MYSTERIOUS ANCIENT KINGDOM”