…..Opioid deaths went down….wow, imagine that….until this day I have yet to hear of a marijuana overdose death…..you might smoke … Read More “AN AMAZING THING HAPPENED WHEN COLORADO LEGALIZED WEED”
…..“If you don’t like where you are – then move. You are not a tree.” DOZENS ARE DEAD AS PLAGUE … Read More “ALWAYS REMEMBER:”
….Nah, I’m good…..coffee’s ready. CAN YOU SOLVE THE MYSTERY OF THIS GIANT WOODEN PENIS FOUND IN SWEDEN?…..Nah man….I’m drinking my … Read More “MEET CYGNUS, THE CAT WITH THE WORLD’S LONGEST, MOST LUSCIOUS TAIL”
Woman calls cops after mistaking Bonanza episode as real lifeSteel is now cheaper than cabbages in ChinaDrunk squirrel causes hundreds … Read More “AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID…”
…..And no I didn’t read this….I heard it on the subway….y’all need to park those cars and ride the train … Read More “ACCEPTING THE MEDIA V.S. ACCEPTING A CULTURE”
….17,200 people have walked into a wall….25,000 walked into a piece of furniture….400 walked into a lamppost….3,400 came in contact … Read More “SOME OF THE MOST BIZARRE WAYS PEOPLE HAVE INJURED THEMSELVES”
…..He shot that dude from two miles away…..so listen to me people…..DO NOT piss this man off…..DO NOT mess with … Read More “CANADIAN SNIPER SHATTERS WORLD RECORD WITH LONG-DISTANCE KILL SHOT ON ISIS FIGHTER”
…..I tell you what……when my doctor prescribes a vibrator…..for my aging vagina….I’m getting a new doctor. STEPHEN FRY WAS ASKED … Read More “WHEN YOUR DOCTOR PERSCRIBES A VIBRATOR FOR YOUR AGING VAGINA”
….Well, I surly hope you guys were smart enough to realize civilization would not be able to sustain life on … Read More “ALIEN PLANET WITH EARTH’S MASS DISCOVERED – BUT IT’S AN ICE BALL”
……We all know it takes one year for Earth to orbit the sun right?……and within that year you celebrate a … Read More “I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU”