…..Rules For Dating My Daughter…..1..Get a job….2…Understand I don’t like you…3…I’m everywhere….4…You hurt her-I hurt you….5…Be home 30 minutes early…6…Get … Read More “I SAW A FATHER WEARING THIS T-SHIRT”
….62 shipping containers fell overboard and 4.8 million pieces went swimming……E.T…..Margaret Wells was robbed and she lost one irreplaceable item … Read More “11 WEIRD THINGS THAT WASHED ASHORE….LOTS OF LEGO BRICKS”
…..But the best news I’ve heard so far today was…..George Clinton returns from retirement……for a Parliament-Funkadelic tour……anyway,…… WILL SMITH SLAPS … Read More “DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU”
I WONDER…..what the part of my brain…..that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now days THE GREATEST HAPPINESS….is … Read More “GOOD MORNING FRIENDS……!”
……Ladies and Gentlemen…..if you don’t fully understand by now…..exactly what that….circus was about…..if you have not grasped the reality of … Read More “KETANJI BROWN JACKSON”
…..It was probably aliens bumping Pink Floyd’s music. WHOLE CLASS OF FIRST GRADERS LEARN SIGN LANGUAGE TO COMMUNICATE WITH DEAF … Read More “LOST TAPE REVEALS APOLLO ASTRONAUTS HEARD UNEXPLAINED MUSIC ON THE FAR SIDE OF THE MOON”
….run away….and watch the stars BACK IN THE DAY…..the only time we started panic buying….was when the bartender yelled…. “Last … Read More “LET’S GRAB A BLANKET”
…..Yeah we play it…..so yesterday morning I was checking my emails…..and noticed the online lottery people sent me an email….which … Read More “MEGAMILLIONS LOTTERY”
Teacher: How old is your father? Kid: He is 6 years old Teacher: How is that possible? Kid: He became … Read More “KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS…..”
…..One of my favorite bands….has a video out….where they played before a crowd of…..1.6 million fans….during the final days of … Read More “METALLICA”