…..How’s that rocket thing going for you?….what’s that now…..3 big badda booms in a row?…..man, Lil Kim’s North Korean pop rockets are better than your so-called…. “Musk’s Starships”…..no one is buying your cars, and your rockets don’t work…..and your robots are starting to rebel……great, I’m looking forward to believing in not a damn thing you say or do….and one more thing…..I heard you got into it at the WHITE house with someone who didn’t agree with your BS…..and gave you a blackeye…..because someone asked about ketamine use?….a nice and purple one to be exact….the comical irony of it..….a racist drug using South African…..walking around with a “blackeye.”….or could it be because…..you’re hitting on that other racist…..Steve Miller’s wife?…..oh, shall we talk about the geomagnetic storms happening out in space….and causing your satellites to re-enter faster than expected….that’s more than 7,000 Starlink toys orbiting our planet…..maybe Henny Penny….know as Chicken Little in the U.S. ….and Chicken Licken…..according to European folk lore…. was right…. “The sky is falling.”…..yo, E….I’m not done yet…since the WHITE house doorknob just hit where you shit…..a Subcommittee is laughing your butt off as a fraud dude…..and….a poser….I could’ve come up with a better word than fraud but hey…..they didn’t ask…..anyway,….also added to the Sub’s evaluation of your actions…..they said you had a shot at streamlining the government and you blew it…..to quote Rep. Melanie Stansbury (D-MN)….. “THE” ranking member of the DOGE panel said this….and if true….I quote someone who just gained my respect…. “Turned out that literally everything Elon Musk said on TV…..was just bullshit.”…..bam!…..don’t get stoopid folks…..he’s not out of the picture…..he’s just underground now…..
AMERICAN DOCTORS ARE MOVING TO CANADA TO ESCAPE THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION…..Can’t say I blame them….one doctor said…. “Part of being a physician is being kind to people who are at their weakest place….and I feel like our country is developing to really step on people who are weak and vulnerable”…..a new wave of doctors are leaving the U.S. to escape this new administration…..in the months since Trump was reelected and returned to the White House…..American doctors have shown skyrocketing interest in becoming licensed in Canada….where dozens more than normal have already been cleared to practice….according to Canadian licensing officials and recruiting businesses.
TRUMP NOW CLAIMS 60 MINUTES INTERVIEW WITH KAMALA HARRIS CAUSED HIM “MENTAL ANGUISH”…..If he’d said it caused him to go “mental”…..then I’d believe it and understand why he’s a full-blown lying nut-job…..from the time he brought up this frivolous lawsuit….he’s changed his mind again….he turned down a $15 million settlement…..and is now seeking $25 million…..and an apology….man what a pathetic crybaby, sensitive egotistical loser this guy is.
“MAYBE SHE’S HANGRY?”…..And that would be my new favorite crazy person….Ol’ Marge Taylor Greene snapped once again…..seriously, I love this crazy woman….because she lets you know….she’s freakin’ crazy….and I can live with that because I now know exactly what I’m dealing….a lunatic broad…..anyway,….on the first day of the 119th Congress at the U.S. Capital….you know, the one the “Very good people” attacked?…..Marge was so pissed off one time…Rep. Stansbury said…..during a particularly tempestuous hearing…..she felt the need to slide Marge a snack….she thought “Maybe she’s hangry?”…. back to Elon and why Ms. Stansbury is on his case…..remember when a federal judge granted he and his secretive DOGE team access to sensitive Treasury Department data?…..she’s letting people know….if Elon Musk leaves town….he’s likely taking America’s personal data with him…..like I said….underground.
PAUL SKENES GIRLFRIEND OLIVIA DUNNE BRINGS THE HEAT TO POOL DAY IN GLAM WHITE DRESS AND SLEEK PONYTAIL….Ok, I have questions….lots but first….coffee, puff-puff…..oh screw you….it’s Monday morning….and a crossword puzzle because I have to wake my brain up……………………………………….back…..anyway,….ah, “Glam?”…..who even uses that word anymore…..and the writer?…..her mother probably wasn’t even born when people used the word…. “Glam”……second,…..I have no idea who the hell Paul is….next…..Brings the heat…..white dress….and my favorite …. “Sleek ponytail”…..whatever TF that is….is that the only way you could come up with to describe a woman?…..stunning, beautiful, happy, in love….and the only word you could find to define her beauty was….. “Glam?”….try, she’s very pretty, beautiful, stunning, happy…..and in love.
“MAR-a-LAGO FACE” BECOMING POPULAR IN PLASTIC SURGERY…..Look, this was a lot to read….and I’m in no mood to write about….what this new trend is…..and why it’s pissing off conservative women…..because they are being unfairly targeted over this new beauty trend….and it’s becoming the most in-demand plastic surgery look….yeah, go for it…..this is the new trend…..so, are the Hunger Games on next year….after the NFL Season…..or between the NBA Season?…..man, shit is getting crazy back home…..the country is becoming the ultimate reality show…..and “The Apprentice” is making one!
MAJOR TRUMP FOE SAYS REPUBLICANS KEEP APPROACHING HER WITH SHOCKING NEWS……And that person would be my new superhero…..Rep. Jasmine Crockett….and I’m sure there isn’t a genetic connection to Davy….from Tex-ass…..she is not afraid of him….even though she has to deal with death threats….. “STUPID’s” opinion of her…. “Low IQ”….as if….. “I’ve had a number of Republicans approach me and say, “Hey, I just wanted to let you know that I really like you…..like we come from completely different parties…..but I believe that you are fighting for the people….I believe that you are trying to do what’s best for all of us…..I may disagree with you, like how you feel like we get there, but I agree with your fight”….I think that’s what’s scary for them is the idea that it’s not just Black folks who are listening to me…..or it’s not just super liberal folk….it’s this idea that people who even aren’t Democrats….would actually listen to what I have to say”……I hear you…..fight the fight!
HONEY BOO BOO AND MAMA JUNE SHARE REACTIONS TO LAURYN “PUMPKIN” EFIRD AND JOSH EFRID’S DIVORCE……………..……What?