Gym teacher designs his own “sex-ed” course, tells eighth graders about his first boner
Florida Official arrested with meth pipe in his butt
Maine man claims the pot they found when they pulled him over wasn’t his because he stole the car and it was already there
Family values Republican caught cheating on his wife
Man stages burglary at own home in attempt to get out of going to work (?)
Woman who fell down a well during sex left in the hole after her lover fled the scene
Mississippi literacy program shows improvement
Bugs flying around with wings are flying bugs
Republicans turned off by size of Obama’s package
Tiger Wood’s plays with own balls, Nike says
Marijuana issue sent to a joint committee
Homicide victims rarely talk to the police
Breathing Oxygen linked to staying alive
Dam Road Sign keeps disappearing
Study shows frequent sex enhances pregnancy chances
Governor will help people with gas
Beacon students will head to Kentucky to study the ocean
Fumes force bean workers to leave
Burritos at 6.am followed by hot air
Male student finds happiness living among women at college
Lost language found but no one can read it
Manure is not a health food
Planes forced to land at airports
Use clothing to keep warm during winter
Mom forces 11-year old daughter to shoplift, then ditches her
Woman calls cops on dealer for selling her sugar
Man in cow suit steals milk from Walmart
Criminal runs from cops into prison yard
Drunk man calls 911 for ride to liquor store
Drunk woman calls 911 to ask for a date
Man sought by police for sniffing butts in supermarket
Man robs bank so he could go to jail to escape his wife
Man decides to clean house with gasoline while smoking
Man tries to rob store with a Jell-o box JAILED CRIME BOSS SAYS MAFIA HELPED BERLUSCONI GOVERNMENT…..And why don’t you tell us something we “DON’T” know?