December 30, 2021

YEP, MY FRIENDS HAD SOMETHING TO SAY……AGAIN!

I CAN’T WAIT….for the day….when people enjoy life….and stop bitching about everything

FOR MEN WHO THINK….a woman’s place is in the kitchen….just remember….that’s where the knives are kept

THEY SAY…..one glass of wine a day is good for you….they never said how many times to fill it

I DO NOT FEAR….being alone my dear….I fear being in a room full of people I cannot trust

IF YOU DIDN’T GET IT FROM THE HORSES MOUTH…..stop listening to the ass who told you

I LOVE YOU….you’re probably thinking…. “You don’t even know me.”….but if people can hate for no reason…..I can love

BANNING THE TEACHING OF SYSTEMIC RACISM….is actually a perfect example of systemic racism

IF BLACK CHILDREN….are old enough to experience racism…..white children are old enough to learn about it

THE ONLY REASON I HAVEN’T UNFRIENDED SOME PEOPLE….is because their drama keeps me entertained on the toilet

ONLY THOSE….who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far they can go

 LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT….Juneteenth is now a federal holiday….but laws are being enacted all across the country to keep people from learning about it?

I WOULD RATHER…..have questions that can’t be answered….than answers that can’t be questioned

I HATE REPEATING MYSELF….because I’m gonna add curse words if I say it again

THE OLDER I GET….the more I side with the witches from fairy tales….who move out to the woods and killed someone who bothered them

THE CASHIER ….told me to “Strip down facing me.”…..by the time I realized they meant the debit card….it was too late.

AMERICA:…..where you don’t have to deliver a cake for a same sex couple….but you do have to deliver your rapist’s baby

YOU CAN’T BUY HAPPINESS….but you can convict Trump….and that’s kind of the same thing

CASHIER: “The self-checkout is available.”

ME: “I don’t work here.”

LEARN TO BE DONE WITH PEOPLE….not mad…..not bothered…..just done

EX-WIFE: “I gave you everything”

EX-HUSBAND: “Nah, you gave me headaches…..a little debt….severe chest pain and 3 new personalities with a splash of trust issues and a reason to drink”

WHAT IF….the coins you randomly fine at the bottom of drawers and between the couch cushions….are actually from spiders trying to pay rent?

AND MY FAVORITE……

SO I HAVE TO BELIEVE….someone died and came back to life after three days…..to remove a curse placed upon my soul because a mud man and a transgender clone rib woman….were tricked into eating a piece of fruit by a talking snake?

YEP, MY FRIENDS HAD SOMETHING TO SAY……AGAIN!

I CAN’T WAIT….for the day….when people enjoy life….and stop bitching about everything

FOR MEN WHO THINK….a woman’s place is in the kitchen….just remember….that’s where the knives are kept

THEY SAY…..one glass of wine a day is good for you….they never said how many times to fill it

I DO NOT FEAR….being alone my dear….I fear being in a room full of people I cannot trust

IF YOU DIDN’T GET IT FROM THE HORSES MOUTH…..stop listening to the ass who told you

I LOVE YOU….you’re probably thinking…. “You don’t even know me.”….but if people can hate for no reason…..I can love

BANNING THE TEACHING OF SYSTEMIC RACISM….is actually a perfect example of systemic racism

IF BLACK CHILDREN….are old enough to experience racism…..white children are old enough to learn about it

THE ONLY REASON I HAVEN’T UNFRIENDED SOME PEOPLE….is because their drama keeps me entertained on the toilet

ONLY THOSE….who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far they can go

 LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT….Juneteenth is now a federal holiday….but laws are being enacted all across the country to keep people from learning about it?

I WOULD RATHER…..have questions that can’t be answered….than answers that can’t be questioned

I HATE REPEATING MYSELF….because I’m gonna add curse words if I say it again

THE OLDER I GET….the more I side with the witches from fairy tales….who move out to the woods and killed someone who bothered them

THE CASHIER ….told me to “Strip down facing me.”…..by the time I realized they meant the debit card….it was too late.

AMERICA:…..where you don’t have to deliver a cake for a same sex couple….but you do have to deliver your rapist’s baby

YOU CAN’T BUY HAPPINESS….but you can convict Trump….and that’s kind of the same thing

CASHIER: “The self-checkout is available.”

ME: “I don’t work here.”

LEARN TO BE DONE WITH PEOPLE….not mad…..not bothered…..just done

EX-WIFE: “I gave you everything”

EX-HUSBAND: “Nah, you gave me headaches…..a little debt….severe chest pain and 3 new personalities with a splash of trust issues and a reason to drink”

WHAT IF….the coins you randomly fine at the bottom of drawers and between the couch cushions….are actually from spiders trying to pay rent?

AND MY FAVORITE……

SO I HAVE TO BELIEVE….someone died and came back to life after three days…..to remove a curse placed upon my soul because a mud man and a transgender clone rib woman….were tricked into eating a piece of fruit by a talking snake?

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