APPARENTLY…..when you drink a pint of beer….you shorten your lifespan….by 9 minutes…..so, according to my calculations….I died sometime in 1644

I KEEP READING…..that film studios are contemplating…..replacing writers and actors by using…..Artificial Intelligence to mimic their talents…..surely it would be easier and more efficient…..to replace executives…..since they have no talent at all

YEAH,….I tried shutting up before….it’s not for me

JUST BECAUSE I’M SMILING….doesn’t mean I like you ….I might be picturing you on fire

ONE DAY…..you are going to hug….your last hug…..kiss your last kiss….and hear someone’s voice for the last time….but you never know when the last time will be…..so live every day as if it were…..the last time you will be….with the person you love

MY EMOTIONS…..7am….Today I’ll be positive….10am….I hate my job, the sun and myself…..Lunch….Ok, I think I overreacted…..5pm…..Another stupid day over…..8pm….If I get enough sleep I’ll be fine…..12am….(crying)…..I hope aliens destroy earth

FOR ME…..being “Chill”….is getting to the airport three hours before takeoff….so  I can sit in a restaurant directly across from my gate….and be anxious about missing my flight from there

ACCORDING TO CHEMISTRY…..alcohol is a solution

GOD KILLS MILLION…..of people in the Bible….including infants…..but he never kills Satan…..why?

OH NO!…..I’ve lost my ability to be normal…..what ever shall I do?

I HATE WHEN…..people are at your house and ask….. “Do you have a bathroom?”….no, we shit in the backyard

IN THE 1980’s…..A&W tried to compete with the McDonald’s Quarter Pounder….by selling a 1/3 pound burger at a lower cost….the product failed because most customers….thought the ¼ pound was bigger….and this is why I don’t argue online

THE WORLD…..is a dangerous place to live….not because of the people who are evil…..but because of the people who don’t…..do anything about it

MOST PEOPLE ARE AT THE AGE…..where they are using their phones….to document the good times in their lives…..I am at the age where I use my phone to take pictures….of labels that I can’t read….and use my phone to enlarge….the print so that I can read it

I LOVE BEING CALLED “WOKE”…..by people who mostly slept….through history and social studies

I’M BEGINNING TO THINK…..that for some of you…..the wheels on your bus….do not go round and round

ALWAYS TAKE YOUR CRAZY WITH YOU….you never know when you might need it

IF YOU DON’T LIKE ME…..make sure it’s because I did something directly to YOU…..and not because you’re weak…..and riding off someone else’s feelings

IF YOU SEE……someone without a smile…..give them one of yours

AND MY FAVORITE…..

RATHER THAN BUYING THAT STARBUCKS…..for the person behind you….call a local school and pay off a child’s overdue lunch account…..clearly the person behind you in line….can afford their coffee