TEXT: Dude…..are you ready to party!!!
ANSWER: Ummm….who is this?
TEXT: Oh, sorry …..wrong number
ANSWER: but….I still want to party
TEXT: Who’s….is this?
ANSWER: Why?
TEXT….are you a boy or a girll?
ANSWER: I’m….a grill
TEXT: What’s your name?
ANSWER: GEORGE FOREMAN
TEXT:…..I thought you said you were a girl?
ANSWER: No…..I’m a grill
TEXT: OH!
TEXT: Hello gorgeous lady….how have you been?….when on earth did you move to California…..this is Brian…..the male stripper from Louisiana that danced for Carmen’s bachelorette party
ANSWER: Pretty sure you have the wrong number compadre….I am most decidedly not a gorgeous lady
TEXT: Awww, don’t say that
ANSWER: Allow me to explain that….I. Am. A. Man!
TEXT. Everyone thinks you suck
ANSWER: I think you have the wrong number
TEXT: James?
ANSWER: Nope, Andrew
TEXT: Well, you probably suck too
TEXT: Hey girl it’s Melanie from Old Navy….could you take my 4:59-9 shift tonight?
ANSWER: Yea I’d love to take your hours
TEXT: Yay. Thanks, you’re the best
ANSWER: BTW……you have the wrong number….you should probably get ready for work
TEXT. Hi, I’m looking for a girl that is single
ANSWER: Who is this???
TEXT: I don’t know you….but you got the text…..so
ANSWER: So, you got this number how?
TEXT: By texting a random number….I’m chill ok….but if you don’t want to talk cool
ANSWER: Wow….that’s ridiculously creepy
TEXT: Hey Dr. Park this is Matt from the vascular lab….I have an outpatient here with an external iliac occlusion…..with cold feet….pain and numbness…..that started 3 days ago….what should I do with her?
ANSWER: Hi this is Hannah….I think you have the wrong number but I Googled it…..and I’m pretty sure you need to put a stent in her left radial artery…..best of luck Matt
TEXT: Sorry wrong number Hannah…..she ended up actually getting a stent…..took about 3 hours longer for trained medical professionals to figure out what took you 3 minutes…..great job
ANSWER: Yoo-hoo y’all hiring?
AND MY FAVORITE……
TEXT: Thanksgiving dinner is at my house on Nov. 24th at 3:00pm…..let me know if you’re coming….hope to see you all…..of course that includes Amanda and Justin
ANSWER: Who is this?
TEXT: your grandma
ANSWER: Grandma can I have a picture?
TEXT: of who?
ANSWER: you
TEXT: (photo of Grandma….she’s White)
ANSWER: Sends a photo….he’s Black)
ANSWER: You’re not my Grandma….but can I still get a plate?
TEXT: Of course, you can…..that’s what Grandma’s do…..we feed everyone.