April 23, 2022

WORLD’S WORST AIRPORT OF 2014

…..La Guardia (NY)…..you know you suck when the Vice President of the U.S. calls you “Third World”…….Tegal Airport (Berlin, Germany)…..definitely not on the top of my list…..take the train……Bergamo Airport (Italy)…..if it’s anything like Genoa’s…..walk.….Frankfurt Hahn (Germany)…..it’s the base hub for Ryan Air…..need I say more…..Paris Beauvail-Tille (France)…..as if de Gaulle or Orly are any better…..Tashkent Intl. (Uzbekistan).….like my friend Audrey said,  “I’m not going to any country that ends with a “Stan”……Ninoy Aquino Intl. (Manila)…..I have to ask my friend about that one because he has family over there…..Tribhuvan Intl. (Kathmandu)…..NEXT!…..King Abdul Aziz Intl. (Jeddah)…..and again….NEXT!…..Islamabad Intl. (Pakistan)…..you’re right about that one being one of the worst….Vancouver Intl. (Canada)…..Really?…..Munich Intl. (Germany)…..the wait for your luggage is sometimes longer than the flight…..Helsinki Intl. (Finland)…..it’s dark up there most of the year so maybe they don’t see the flights arriving…..Incheon Intl. (S. Korea)…..could be the people don’t understand the baggage claim or connecting flights signs…..Singapore Changi Intl…..it doesn’t matter to me…..because I’m not going there due to the fact that they are starting to treat people like crap.

FOR SALE: IMAGINARY FRIENDS…..Now,…..would this be considered human trafficking?..,..if you’re looking for one…,.checkout eBay…..because they’re selling anywhere between $100 to $6,000 bucks…,.one guy sold his not there friend for $2,750 dollars…..I wonder how much the shipping cost?

OSCAR PISTORIUS SENTENCED TO 5 YEARS IN PRISON FOR KILLING GIRLFRIEND…,.It may be 5 years…,.but he still walked.

MONICA LEWINSKY JOINS TWITTER…..And those of you who care…..raise your hand….. thought so!

WILL YOUR NEXT BEST FRIEND BE A ROBOT?….I seriously doubt that.

YOU CAN NOW HANG OUT WITH WILD CHIMPANZEES…..Yeah,…..and I can go down to the corner bar and hang out with drunk idiots…..NEXT!

GERMAN TOWN IS OFFERING UNEMPLOYED ALCHOLICS BEER AS AN INCENTIVE TO CLEAN THE STREETS…..Holland is doing the same thing.

THIS FREE APP WILL SOLVE MATH PROBLEMS FOR YOU….Man I could’ve used that back in high school…..it’s called Photo Math if you need it.

WASN’T HE GAY?: A REVEALING QUESTION ABOUT MISTER ROGERS….I don’t know….but that guy was a tad too creepy for me…..because he always wanted to be my neighbor….did you know he knowingly hired gays to appear in his neighborhood?….he also attended a church in Pittsburgh which was known for its LGBTQ support….he was married to one woman his entire life….and they had two sons…and there is no publicly available evidence that Roger’s ever engaged in a gay relationship….even though many gay men during his time did marry to hide their sexuality….there’s no proof whether he was or wasn’t….but he was very supportive of gay rights back in the 60’s.

HOW TO FEEL BETTER WHEN EVERYTHING IS JUST THE WORST……Chocolate!….works for me.

WHAT IS COULD NINE?….Ah…..a song by The Temptations?

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