…..This is definitely a sit down and have a coffee Friday story….now,….this is after Sophie Tanner….after a mere two years of vowing to love and honor herself…..till death do us/she part(s)….had an affair…..with Ruari Barrett….who is a polyamorist…but was monogamous while he was seeing Sophie….for the past five months…..and even though the relationship really wasn’t working out….something obviously struck a chord with Ruari….because he decided to marry himself…..and claims to have given up polyamory for good…..Sophie told a TV interviewer…. “Self-marriage isn’t about never being with someone else, however it’s about self-love. It’s saying that self-compassion and self-care is as important as romantic relationships. It doesn’t mean you’re rejecting all other meaningful relationships in your life and becoming a nun forevermore. It means you’re rejecting bad relationships….this is a grad students thesis paper in psychology…..it gets better…. “If only there were more self-love in the world. We wouldn’t need ceremonies like this. This is a statement which looks to raise the profile of self-love, saying it’s as important as romantic love and doing it as a formal ceremony as anyone else would have a wedding…..then she was asked about divorce… “Marrying yourself is a lifelong commitment to be responsible for your own happiness, so divorce is not an option”…..no kidding Sophie…..whether I marry myself or not…it’s a lifelong commitment…..whether I do marry someone…..I’m still in a lifelong commitment…..I don’t know about you….but I’m going back to my coffee…..humans….good Lord!….can you imagine marrying yourself…..and then one day you wake up and realize you’ve had enough…of yourself….and you want a divorce?….so what happens next….how do you live with someone…you don’t want to be with?…..yeah, I know….I need more coffee too!

RACIST REPUBLICAN TELLS BLACK CONSTITUENTS: “GO BACK TO AFRICA”……Whatever Joe…..people should know by now…..that that shit is getting old….it’s not like we never heard it before….but I’ll tell you what Mr. Republican…..I’ll go back to Africa…..when you pack your shit up….and go back to Europe!

MAJORITY OF WHITE AMERICANS BELIEVE WHITE PEOPLE FACE DISCRIMINATION……In what world?…….this article also stated…. “But most said they haven’t personally experienced racial discrimination”……really?…..so how can you say you face something……that you have never experienced?…..ok, let’s talk about this…..Discrimination:…..and here’s my favorite definition…. “The act, practice or an instance of discriminating categorically rather than individually”……so which race does that more….to another race?……how can fifty-five percent of you actually agree….that white people are faced with this in America?….one discriminated against guy said…. “If you apply for a job, they seem to give the blacks the first crack at it. If you want help from the government, you don’t get it. If you’re black you get it”……last time I checked….the most qualified got the job….and the majority of people receiving government assistance…..are white!…..go down South and look…..checkout the “booming mining industry”…..and as far as being turned away from a job because of the color of your skin…..seriously?….he has no idea….try dealing with being turned away from a restaurant…..chased down a street…..going to a job interview and hearing “we’ll call you” and that call never comes…..but you find out the least qualified person got the job because……slammed to the pavement by a police officer…..or better yet…..watching an officer walk out of a court room free….even though you know he killed your husband in cold blood….and there ain’t a damn thing you can do about it…..and God forbid if you take a knee to protest this injustice……being followed around a store while you shop…..or trying to understand why no one wants to sit in the empty seat next to you….and the bus is full……and last but not least…..we have the most racist person….in charge of making sure we will be taken care of…..and guess what?…..we’re not!…..and you know what really pissed me off…and made me laugh at the same time?…..the majority of the people who believe this…..are Trump supporters…..and if they think life is so bad for them…..take a walk in my shoes.

SMELLING YOUR PARTNER’S FARTS ACTUALLY HAS HEALTH BENEFITS……Now there are times when married couples claim the “LV Clause”…..which means….what happens in Las Vegas…..stays in Las Vegas…..researchers at The University of Exeter have found that it could actually be good for your partner to inhale your farts….hydrogen sulfide is one of the gasses that gives farts their pungent and rotten smell….but on the flip side….it offers various health benefits….with its byproducts reducing the risk of cancer….heart attacks and strokes….and even arthritis and dementia…..at least that’s what the article said….so if you want to live a happy and long life with your partner….show them how much you care by giving him/her a goodnight kiss….and then let loose one of the most deadliest, smelliest God awful stinking S.B.D…..(silent but deadly fart)…..right before you fall asleep…..now that’s love……and while Nicole is slapping me upside my head with a pillow for sharing my wonderful fart smells in order to keep her healthy….I will remember one very important thing…..she is one really pissed off woman right now.