December 21, 2021

WOMAN PROTEST AS PART OF A “DAY WITHOUT WOMEN”

…..In more than fifty countries no less….even here in Hamburg……now I would like to give you a history  lesson…about women who were strong….in one of the most disrespectful countries….when it comes to women….India….so let me introduce you to…..13 incredible women from Indian history you should know about….Savitribai Phule…she became India’s first woman teacher and started India’s first school for girls (January 1831-March 1897)…..Captain Prem Mathur….the first woman pilot in India (1910-1992)…..Justice Anna Chandy….the first female judge and the first woman in India to become a High Court judge (1805-1896)…..Vijaya Lakshmi Pandit…the first woman and the first Indian president of the United Nations General Assembly (August 1900-December 1990)….Sarojini Naidu…the nightingale of India (February 1879-March 1949)….Durgabai Deshmukh….fought for women’s rights (July 1909-May 1981)…..Anandi Gopal…the first woman to get a degree in western medicine (March 1865-February 1887)…..Asima Chatterjee….the first woman to receive a Doctorate of science from an Indian university (September 1917-November 2006)….Suchsta Kriplani….the first chief minister of India (June 1908-December 1974)….Captain Lakshmi…..Indian independence revolutionary (October 1914-July 2012)…..Rani Lakshmibai….lead a rebellion against the British (November 1828-June 1858)…..Kittur Chennamma….led an armed rebellion against the East India Company…..October (1778-February 1829)…..Kamaladevi Chattopafhyay….a social activist and Indian freedom fighter (April 1903-October 1988)…..just look at the time periods…..notice when they were born…realize when these women were willing to stand up and make a change…..and I could go to England, America….. and other countries where women have voiced their opinions against injustice.….I’m proud of you….I’m behind your voice….I love you….I’m with you….it’s time for you to let those in charge….know you’re tired of this bullshit…..I’ve said it before….and I’ll repeat myself again….it’s your time now!…….every day is an International Woman’s Day…..every month….is as a Woman’s Month.

WOULD YOU SPEND $25,000 ON THE WORLD’S MOST EXPENSIVE TACO?……Hell no!…..Nicole and I could fly to Mexico….pig out….and when we fly back home….we could piss people off because we’re too fat to sit in our economy seats…..this… is what’s in it…24 carat gold flakes….Kobe beef…..langoustines (whatever the hell that is)…..Almas Beluga caviar and black truffle brie cheese…..then the taco is dressed with a salsa based on Morita chiles and Kopi Luwak coffee….coffee?…..anyway….. licerio ,….before it’s sprinkled with some more gold flakes….sorry…edible gold flakes…..Juan Alcala…..the executive chef at the Grand Velas Los Cabos Hotel in Baja, California….put this creation on the menu….and no one has ordered it…..I hope he’s not wondering why…..you can get a good taco for under five buck in the Barrio. 

NBC NEWS CONFIRMS: TRUMP HAS SPENT 31% OF HIS PRESIDENCY AT MAR-A-LARGO ON VACATION…..But don’t worry folks…..Trump is gonna make America great again…the GREAT depression……the new GREAT civil war…..the end to GREAT racial relations…..the end to GREAT International relations…..GREAT heath care is going out the that  window…..GREAT jobs are disappearing…..GREAT tax cuts are for the rich now…..and isn’t that something GREAT to look forward to? 

DEAD TEENAGER AWAKENS MINUTES BEFORE HIS FUNERAL……Man I don’t know if it’s something in the water in India…or what……because lately…..dead people don’t stay dead…..this is the fourth one in two years.

AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID……

Alabama theatre bans Beauty and the Beast, accidently replaces it with a Drag Queen documentary

An idiot from New Jersey gets drunk and rolls a golf cart while trying to run over a rooster

San Diego bank robber reveals his identity by using his ATM card during the heist

A man tried to rob a fish and chips shop with a banana

A man rode out of a Target store on a stolen bike

Eliodoro Estala is arrested in Austin, Texas for having sex with his neighbor’s fence

2 men from St. Augustine Florida have an argument online and decided to settle it with a shootout in the parking lot of King Food Mart – neither one of them made it out alive 

David Dixon of Fort Pierce, Florida hits a car while on his lawnmower and is arrested for driving with a suspended license

Police officer Christopher Decker gets mad at his girlfriend and send her kids nude pictures of their mom

Iowa State Senator, Mark Chelgren claims he holds a business degree – it’s actually a training certificate for Sizzler Steakhouse

Melissa Winnings calls her boyfriend, who is in jail for tips on how to cut heroin

Loving son Terry Bernard Jr. beats his mother with a pork chop because she won’t buy him cigarettes

Delia Mary Flores shoots her boyfriend three time in the balls because she thought he was having an affair

A husband and wife got into an argument – the husbands grabbed a sword and damages the house – the wife grabs a sword and carves up her husband

Assistant principal Donna Lynch Haff overdoses on marijuana cookies

A man found an octopus in his garage in Miami Beach, Florida

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