….She was selling roses for a dollar a piece…a stranger asked her how many does she have…she said 140….he gave her 140 bucks…and asked her to hand them out to everyone on the train…she was so happy she cried…what a great way to make someone’s day.
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID….
Ohio man accidentally shot himself in Chick-fil-A while pulling up his pants
Man refuses to give woman a cigarette at gas pump, woman sets pump on fire
Man gets arrested after “liking” his wanted poster on Facebook
One person dead after argument over favorite Kool-Aid flavor
Woman faked her own death to get out of a date
Model Cassandra Bamkson discovers she has two vaginas
Preschooler barred from eating Oreo cookies at lunch time
Placer County man punches bear in the face to save his dog
Greek court gives dead man six-month suspended jail sentence
Now there’s a wearable for tracking your farts
Donald Trump blames President Obama for Baltimore riots
Two men arrested for stealing a road in China
Jerusalem host gynecology conference – but no women allowed
ISIS officially declares war on Nike
HISTORY LIED: HITLER DID NOT DIE IN GERMANY….Yeah,….I never believed that died in the bunker bullshit…especially since so many officers, families and friends wound up in Peru and Argentina….and the United States….so, this is the deal….they’re saying he committed suicide in the bunker…his body was discovered by the Russians and brought back to the Soviet Union …new documents released by the FBI say..he was living in the foothills of the Andes mountains…his and Eva Braun’s suicide was faked…and they’re saying Allen Dulles…who was the director of the OSS (soon to become the CIA – and has an airport named after him in D.C.) helped him escape….hey, Great granddaddy Bush owned a bank…and most of his depositors were part of the Third Reich…and according to a report….the FBI knew about it…they knew about two mysterious submarines landing on the coast of Argentina…and Hitler and Eva were aboard the second one…all of this information came from an unnamed informant in August 1945…and the FBI didn’t follow-up on this info…and evidence placed the subs there…and eye witnesses saw German officials being dropped off…a Naval Attaché in Buenos Aires told Washington there was a high probability he arrived in Argentina…in 2009, an archeologist, Nicholas Bellatoni was allowed to perform DNA testing on the skull of the body the Russians rushed back to the Soviet Union…they didn’t match any of the recorded samples thought to be Hitler’s nor Eva’s…what he discovered freaked everyone out…so now they’re saying the intelligence community helped him escape…and they helped cover it up….Alejandro Bustillo wrote about his design and construction on Hitler’s new home…which was financed by earlier German immigrants….recently they found a hidden treasure trove of Nazi artifacts in Argentina.
CARLOS SANTANA REUNITED WITH DRUMMER AFTER FINDING OUT HE WAS HOMELESS FOR 40 YEARS….I met Devadip Santana years ago in San Francisco….and he is one of the most remarkable human beings on this planet….Marcus Malone was a drummer in the Santana Blues Band back in 1968…and he did something stupid and wound-up doing a bid in San Quentin Prison….and he missed Woodstock because of that….Stanley Roberts from KRON TV was doing a segment on illegal dumpsites in Oakland, CA…Malone let him know he was a homeless man who lived in a camper……and searched the dumps for a living…and he told Stanley he used to be a drummer in Santana’s band…Stanley contacted Carlos….and he said yes he was…days later he approached Marcus and said… “I bought you a friend”…it was the first time the two embraced in nearly 50 years….he’s recording on Santana’s next LP with the original band…he even bought him a pair of congas so he could get his chops together.
CONFIRMED: 2.5 MILE COMET HEADED TOWARDS EARTH….Yipeeee!….as if I don’t have enough to worry about…and here’s the kicker…it’s supposed to wipe out the United States of America…so you’re telling me….this thing has a GPS system…and everybody else on this rock will be spared…and I won’t be able to buy a Philly Cheesesteak Sammich anymore?…get the ….out a here! “THEY” say…all the nations around the world are re-locating missiles so they can shoot at it and blow it up…which would be a one-time shot…and we don’t have the toys to actually destroy it…that’s like feeding a Tic-Tac to a whale…but then again!….the U.S. doesn’t play…because we have some serious toys when it comes to T.C.B….what is everyone else around the world worrying about?…you’re not on rocks hit list….it’s scheduled to arrive between Sept. 15 (the end of the Jade Helm Drills and two days after the end of Shemitha – whatever the hell that is) and Sept.28 of this year….well, I guess I’ll buy me a case of Jack Daniel’s and start drinking on the 14th…and if I’m still alive on the 29th….that’s gonna be one hell of a hangover….anyway,…y’all notice a lot of weird…S…t is going on….Mother Nature is “PISSED!”….come on now….40 earthquakes in a day?…Cynthia said it could be Fracking…I don’t even know what the Frack Fracking is…and if that’s the cause…they need to stop–…Cali’s bumping also…..and Nepal!!…and here’s a beaut…7…not two….7 volcanoes throwing up…in one day?…Foomy and Tom had a new tourist spot just pop-up out the water a few weeks ago…off the coast of Japan…. and another one did the same further south….and Chile?….and to top it off…a damn meteor is gonna slam into us?…..and those scientists don’t think we have enough…other shit to worry about?