….Some of you guys may laugh….but “THAT” saying,….. “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned”…..is true!…..and to tell you the truth…..I’m on her side…..here’s why…..now Kira and Alik….who are both Russian…..had lived together for close to two years….and she started feeling kind of “Wifey”….so she asked him…. “Let’s get married.”……he looked at her, laughed and had the “NERVE” to say;….. “Are you kidding me? I’d rather go back to my ex-wife before I do that.”……ladies,…..now what would you have done?….she tied a bunch of firecracker on his you know what…..lit them….and blew-it-off.
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID…. A man starts a fire using a “blowtorch” to kill a spider
Drunk driver arrested with one sock on: after using the other one for toilet paper Man asks police to investigate theft from girlfriend’s bra
Man dressed as a breathalyzer sentenced to jail for DUI
Father tells officers a boy stole pot from his son
Caller tells police a man broke his windshield, leaves out that he tried to run him over
Unexpected text message blows-up suicide bomber in safe house
Woman receives three speeding tickets in less than one hour
Man takes truck for test drive and never comes back
Drunk driver; “I am escorting my lonely goat on a date officer.”
Florida professor arrested for having a “suspicious” bagel on a plane
A boy’s mother was arrested after telling teachers he didn’t remember his last bath
Burmese beauty queen runs off with the crown
Police identify mystery woman with no fingerprints
Search continues in Florida for 6-foot-long door-knocking alligator
A Chinese city bans people with large beards from buses
California wildfires temporarily suspend search for aliens
Stolen python found wrapped around the neck of drunk woman in crash
Environmentalists call for Americans to pee in bottles and recycle it
Egg Nog blast in New Jersey injures two, damages building
90-year old woman pulls shotgun on loud construction workers
Federal workers blame lack of work for on-the-job porn surfing
Drunken driver hit “Drive Sober” sign on police department lawn
3 arrested at wedding after Groom allegedly hits on pregnant reception worker
Woman spotted walking naked man on a dog leash
Turkey: “Woman Shall Not Laugh In Public”
Columbia County couple receives warning for nude sunbathing in church cemetery
Police search for naked french fry thief
Yorktown man charged again with grabbing false teeth
Cops: speeder says he was chasing pot thief
Conn. Woman bitten after “Bite Me” remark
Man arrested for impersonating an officer while in jail
Shoplifting Aunt used baby as a weapon
Walmart introduces new dress code, employees must buy own clothes
Pink slime is back and headed for your burger
United Kingdom Muslim launches Peppa Pig ban campaign after son announces he wants to be a pig
School bans “unsupervised cartwheels” on playground
Men tried to steal pick-up truck that doesn’t run
Illegal aliens are delivering drugs to Walmart
Woman finds strange man in tennis attire at her table
Man calls 911 because kids won’t listen
TOO PROUD TO SAY YOU’RE SORRY? IN JAPAN YOU CAN PAY A SPECIALIZED AGENCY TO DO IT FOR YOU…..Let me get this straight…..the person who pissed me off….and knows they were wrong….can hire someone to say I’m sorry for them…..instead of them doing it?…..that would piss me off even more!