……On the bottom of the ocean somewhere in the Pacific….and no, I didn’t read the article….you do it….anyway,…..a hole in the ground is spewing….what they thought was….water…..Lord help us…..it’s a damn ocean!?!,….anyway,…..a recent paper published in…..Science Advances….not sure about that….if you thought a hole you found in the ocean….was spewing water…..anyway,….dude who wrote the paper thinks…..it is a warm tectonic lubricant…..if that doesn’t sound sexy…..I don’t know what does…..anyway,…..they’re saying this lubricant…..is coming from the Cascadia megathrust….still sexy huh?….yeah, I know…..anyway,……and that’s the boundary between two of Earth’s tectonic plates……and the temps are estimated to be around…..300 to 500 Fahrenheit…..they found it in 2015….and now they decided to let us know…..ain’t that some pigeon poop.….long story short…..they think this leak…..could lead to “the big one”…..like a 9.0 earthquake…..one the U.S. has ever seen……really?….bring it…..because I would rather deal with that…..than everything you just read.
WHY TEXANS NEED TO KNOW HOW FAST ANTARCTICA IS MELTING…..What does that have to do with Tex-ass?…..oh wait,…..global warming…..melting ice caps and stuff…..coastal flooding…..cities inundated……millions of people died because of rising ocean level…..nah, don’t tell them…..the governor will tell them it’s “Fake News” anyway….and they will believe it.
“IF YOUR WIFE MISTAKENLY SLEEPS WITH ANOTHER MAN, PRAY AND FIGHT FOR HER”…..There is so much wrong with her statement…..I don’t know where to start….oh, sorry……Nollywood actress…..Bukunmi Oluwasina said that…..and then she said;…. “If she happens to get pregnant as a result of the extramarital affair…..he should not send her packing…..or file for a divorce…..but instead welcome the child into the family…..because every child is a blessing”…..ok, I need a drink, be right back……………………now, number one…..Ms. Lady who has a name I’m not going to even try to pronounce…..no one “mistakenly” has an affair…..seriously girl?…..and number two…..you ass out…..with his baby……because of you wanted to be with me……love should’ve brought your ass home.
EMPLOYEES WHO WORK AT JACK DANIELS GET A FREE BOTTLE OF JACK WITH THEIR PAYCHECKS EVERY MONTH…..My kinda job.
HAWAIIAN PIZZA WAS INVENTED IN ONTARIO, CANADA…..In the 1960’s by a Greek immigrant…..who was inspired by the mix of sweet and savory flavors in Chinese food….it later became the most popular pizza in Australia….well, if I lived on the other side of the planet…..near to no one…..with a landmass so big…..it doesn’t make sense to live in the middle of it…..I’d except a weird idea…..as something different…..now, if he tried that idea in Italy…..let’s just say……he would be sleeping with the fish…..I remember reading…..Domino’s Pizza wanted to open shop in Napoli, Italy…..and introduce Hawaiian pizza to the natives…..I wonder how that turned out…..because I haven’t read anything more….about them opening up…..and to think to open a pizza shop…..in a city that is known around the world…..for making the best pizza in the world………that makes about as much sense…..as a USC college student…..going into Compton…..finding a bunch of Crips and Bloods….and saying…. “You N….’s ain’t shit!”
CARGO OF GOLD WORTH MILLIONS STOLEN FROM TORONTO AIRPORT…..Times are hard for a lot of people….so I guess you do….what ya gotta do……and do you remember this guy?…..
FAMILY OF 84-YEAR-OLD WHO SHOT BLACK 16-YEAR-OLD RALPH YARL SAID HE LIVED IN “24 HOURS NEWS CYCLE OF FEAR AND PARANOIA”…..Well, that’s a new one…..and that explains a lot when it comes to those MAGA droids…….24- hours of “Fake News”…..fear…..and paranoia…..and his grandson said….he watched Fox News nonstop…..and said racist things……got it……yo, old guy…..you want to truly understand…..how it feels…..to…..not by choice…..deal with fear, paranoia……and a parent, a loved one……wife…..husband…..child….someone hoping they will make it home tonight/today…..and understands there’s a chance they may not…..because of their identity….…..when it comes to 24-hour news?…..fear and paranoia……take a walk in my shoes……I’m not buying this…..you know what crap.
DEBRIS RAIN DOWN ON PROTECTED WILDLIFE AFTER STARSHIP EXPLOSION…..That’s Elon……cars blow-up……rockets blow-up…..Twitter going down the tubes……whatever.
HERE’S HOW OLDER ADULTS CAN HAVE THE BRAIN OF A COLLEGE STUDENT…..Are we talking about…..the brain of a 70’s student…..or today’s students?…..if it’s the 70’s….don’t bother…..the college students should have ours…..if you’re talking about today students….. “OH HELL NO!!”
COUNTRY MUSIC ACT GETS DRAGGED FOR SMASHING BUD LIGHT BEER CAN WHILE SINGING A QUEEN SONG IN A MUSCLE SHIRT…..Well,….that’s weird.