….Bananas….10.1 grams of sugar….Cherries…10.9 grams (54 calories)….Pomegranates….11.6 grams (70 Calories)….Mangos….12.7 grams (60 Calories)….Grapes…13.8 grams (57 calories)….Figs…tied with grapes as the sweetest (62 calories)
AT $40,000 PER TEASPOON, ALBINO CAVIAR NAMED “WHITE GOLD” IS THE WORLDS MOST EXPENSIVE FOOD…..Now,.…these fish eggs are laced with gold..…and come from a rare albino sturgeon..…and cost $300,000 per Kilo…..and of course it will be served to the super rich…..at some of the best restaurants around the world…..it’s also called Strottarga Bianco..…and created by a Australian fish farmer named Walter Gruell and his son Patrick….Nicole would thump me upside my head….if I came home on Valentine’s Day with a Kilo of this stuff.
DENTAL STUDENTS VOLUNTEER TO GIVE HOMELESS TOP-QUALITY CARE…..A group of University of Washington’s School of Dentistry…..volunteered at Mary’s Place..…an organization that offers food, shelter and other services to homeless women and children…..the students examine the mother’s and children’s teeth…..and were joined by nursing and medical students….homeless people are at a heighten risk for decay and tooth loss…..Medicaid is challenging for homeless people to obtain.….and when they do the plan is limited..…they help out at Neighbor Care Health’s 45th Street Clinic..…which serves homeless youth…..the program was founded in 2005 by a student who is now a pediatric dentist and a University of Washington faculty member.
ALASKA BECOMES 3RD STATE TO LEGALIZE MARIJUANA….Well,…it’s not like there’s a lot to do up there.….and according to the “Stupid Study People”…..it is 114 times less deadly than alcohol…..and out of the seven drugs included in their test.….alcohol was the deadliest at an individual level….followed by heroin, cocaine, tobacco, ecstasy, methamphetamines and marijuana.
HITMAN ARRESTED FOR ADVERTISING HIS SERVICES ON FACEBOOK….His momma should’ve left him in the hospital after she spit him out.….because this boy is just plain stupid.….Jonathan Giraldo……who is from Peru.….and goes by the name “Tony Garcia” but nicknamed himself..…“Anthrax”…..(thinking that name would conceal his identity)…..is advertising himself as a contract killer on his Facebook profile…….with “pictures and uploaded videos”.…like I said..…ain’t too bright..…the cops busted him while he was uploading more claims of his criminal escapades.….someone had way too much Peruvian snow.
FRANCE AWAITS LANDMARK RULING ON RACIAL PROFILING ID CHECK….Now that sounds like the same idea their neighbor tried….back during the 30’s and 40’s.
SOUTH KOREA LEGALISES ADULTERY….Wow…..a nine member bench ruled that the 1953 law was unconstitutional…..they said..…“Even if adultery should be condemned as immoral, state power should not intervene in individuals private lives.”……and the sale of condoms went through the roof.
SWEDISH POLICE RAID APARTMENT AFTER MISTAKING 21ST BIRTHDAY PARTY BALLOONS FOR ISIS INITIALS..…They read it backwards…..it‘s still dark up there……spring is coming soon…..and then they’ll have more light.
DEPRESSION TO BLAME FOR 46,000 VIOLENT CRIMES A YEAR…..Well I guess that rules out….upset…pissed off…and just plain friggin‘ mad.
RIHANNA BLESSES US WITH A NEW SINGLE…..Uh huh….I’d rather try and snort snow in hell than listen to anything she tries to sing…..NEXT!
WHAT DID BEN AFFLECK WHISPER IN JENNIFER LOPEZ’S EAR AT THE OSCARS….Nice ass maybe?
KANYE: KIM KARDASHIAN IS NOT A GOLD DIGGER BECAUSE SHE DATED BROKE BLACK DUDES….Huh?….so you’re telling us..…she married you because..…you’re broke?…..what the…?
WORLD’S FIRST BEAUTY CHOCOLATE KEEPS YOUR SKIN LOOKING YOUNG….Esthechoc is said to be the world’s first beauty chocolate..…it’s dark chocolate with 70 percent cocoa…..containing high levels of two powerful anti-oxidants which help preserve the skin’s natural aging process..…a 7.5g piece has as many flavanols as a 100g piece of regular chocolate…..and the same amount of axtaxanthn as 300g of wild salmon..…it improves blood circulation..…increases blood supply to the skin..…and makes you look younger and healthier….it was tested on people between the ages of 50 and 60..…and recorded visible benefits in just three weeks….I guess I have to toss out my Kit-Kats….hey…..what about zits?