…..Well Cro-Magnon dude realized he was freezing his pecans off…..and saw something walking around…..in this weird shit falling down on his head…..from the sky above…..so, he got up off the weird shit falling down…..because his pecans were looking different than before he sat down on the weird shit falling down…..grab the long thing that bopped him in the head…..when he tried to climb something he didn’t understand…..and did realize it would him walk better…..after slamming onto the ground after falling out of something he didn’t understand….and used the thing that bopped him in the head…..to bop what he saw walking around on the head…..and when he went to poke it…..just to make sure it wasn’t moving…..he touched it and was surprised to notice it was “URGOZ”……that means…..warm…..so he took that something that is not walking around anymore back to his cave…..and wrapped it around him…..while hoping his pecans would revert back to its natural color…..and it kept him warm……and there you go…….coffee’s ready.
TRANS MARATHONER DEFEATS 14,000 WOMEN IN A RACE AFTER COMPETING AS A MAN MONTHS BEFORE…….I’ll say it again….the NCAA…..IOC…..and any other athletic organization…..need to sit at a table and figure out…..and new category when it comes to athletics……because this is not fair.
NEW MARS FOOTAGE MAKES IT SEEM MORE HABITABLE THAN EVER…..Then go…..just go and figure out how to live on a dead rock…..dig this idea…..if you want to take a trip…..a trip to nowhere…..and you may live for a long time…..or not…..and discover something new…..blast off….. put the pedal to the medal for a minute……and just glide like…..forever…..until you die…..or not……then call me…..because for me…..that is way better than staying on this rock called Earth…..or flying for a year to a place that might be a bitch to survive on….nah, give me the other one…..at least I can listen to Tower of Power…..while I just……glide…..point the rocket in the other direction…..away from Mars…..and let’s go!
HOW TO EAT LIKE AN ITALIAN LOCAL…..Easy…..Go to Italy…..find a nice quaint and beautiful village…..and have dinner with the locals…..DUH!
DID GOD HAVE A WIFE? SCHOLAR SAYS THAT HE DID…..This smart person said…..God had a wife named Asherah…..whom the Book of Kings suggested was worshiped alongside…..Yahweh in his temple in Israel…..at least that’s what the smart person from Oxford says…..ok, let me get this straight…..God had a wife…..but cheated on her with Mary….knocked her up…..didn’t help raise his son…..no child support ever showed up on her bank account…..and a dude named Joseph raised God’s son…..even though…..it wasn’t Joseph’s son…..so was this thing between God and Mary…..a one-night stand…..an ongoing fling…..date rape…..what?…..and if God had a wife…..what was her opinion on the affair her husband was having?…..the smart lady…..Francesca Stavrakopoulou said…..Asherah’s connection to Yahweh…..is spelled out in the Bible and an 8th century B.C. inscription on pottery found in the Sinai desert at a site called Kuntillet Ajrud…… “You might know him as Yahweh, Allah or God…..but on this fact, Jews, Muslims and Christians…..the people of the great Abrahamic region agreed…..there is only one of Him”…..how can it only be “One of him”……when you mentioned three different religions…..believing in one God?”……Francesca, let me see if you can get with something I found….. Hindus: “There is no Allah….we don’t believe in Jesus”…..Muslims: “ There is no Vishnu, Shiva…..we don’t believe in Jesus”…..Christians: “There is no Allah…..we don’t believe in Vishnu, Shiva…..Atheists: “We agree with all three of you”….so, back to your “One God” theory?
HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE TO GET TO THE SUN?……I may not be the smartest person on the planet……and definitely not a rocket scientist…..but did a lot of acid back in the day though…..anyway,…..that question cannot be answered…..because you’ll turn into and look like a burnt piece of BBQ charcoal……before you even neared the sun…..there’s a reason NASA and the guy who thinks he can launch a rocket in the sky…..but instead it blows up and the debris falls on environmental land…..and burns….waste money trying to go to Mars…..instead of Mercury?
SPERM-INJECTING ROBOT LEADS TO FIRST BABIES BORN FROM ROBOT FERTILIZATION…..Y’all need to stop……stop right now……you’re going to go way too far…..until you scientists reach…..the point of no return…..and then it’s gonna be too late!
I KNOW…..I haven’t mention anything about…..Don Lemon and Tucker Carlson being canned by their ex-networks…..but the fact is….I give a shit…..because one was a pompous ass…..and the other was an all-out racist…..and they both have the same lawyer suing their ex-employers.
WHAT COULD ACTUALLY KILL US ALL?…..The article said…..nuclear war…..that’s a given……and AI…..AI will only kill us…..when we’re no long useful…..but the one thing that could…..and probably will kill us all……are humans,