…..I tell you what……when my doctor prescribes a vibrator…..for my aging vagina….I’m getting a new doctor.

STEPHEN FRY WAS ASKED WHAT HE WOULD SAY TO GOD IF THEY MET: HIS ANSWER IS BEING INVESTIGATED BY THE POLICE…..Wow…you can’t laugh at politicians anymore because you might be thrown in jail…..and now you can’t have an opinion about God…….the guy can be a jerk sometimes…..but he should be allowed to speak his mind….anyway,…..when he was asked the question…he said…. “I’d say bone cancer in children. What’s that about? How dare you? How dare you create a world to which there is such misery that is not our fault. It’s not right, it’s utterly, utterly evil. Why should I respect a capricious, mean-minded, stupid God who creates a world that is so full of injustice and pain? That’s what I would say.”….now, a viewer who watched the 2015 interview claimed his comments were blasphemous…..and now the actor could face a maximum penalty of a 25,000€ fine….under Ireland’s 2009 Defamation Act….for branding the hypothetical creator an “utter maniac” for creating a world so full of pain and injustice…..anyone notice the word… “Hypothetical?”

ITALY IS GIVING AWAY MORE THAN 100 CASTLES, VILLAS AND MONASTERIES FOR FREE…..The properties are located in remote areas…..44 of them are on historic or religious trails….another 59 are along cycling routes…..but there’s a catch…..you have to show detailed plans on how you will renovate them and turn them into businesses to boost tourism…..like a hotel, restaurant….B&B…..and if this idea works….they have 200 more properties which will be added to this project.

JENNIFER LAWRENCE IS DECIDEDLY NOT SORRY FOR HAVING FUN AT THE CLUB…..What’s the big beef?…..so what if she was in a strip club in Austria…..and decided to pole dance….it was her best friend’s birthday party….and she decided to let loose….and she said she had a blast!

YO……BASS PLAYERS OUT THERE…..You gotta admit…..the musician playing bass on Marvin Gaye’s……Distant Lover…..is killing it!……it’s like he’s making love to that thing.

DOES RACISM ACTUALLY EXIST?…..Them damn “Stupid Study People” are back again…..did you get this?…they asked; “Does Racism Actually Exist?”…..you made that face didn’t you?….you know…..the face you make when..…you’re listening to someone say…..the dumbest shit…..ever?…..yeah, that one…..I didn’t even bother to read this article.….what’s the point?…..the answer is a no brainer…..but if I were there when they asked that question…..I would’ve loved to have had a chance to ask them….. “WHERE?”

TRUMP ANNOUNCES U.S. WILL ABANDON FROM CLIMATE DEAL…..Y’all back home…..let‘s just say…. “You’re F…ed”……you are on your own…..the world just turned their backs on you…..seriously……good luck…..a piece of advice to those of you…..who are aware of what’s going on…..start learning.….Chinese…..because of what’s going on in D.C…..European nations, African nations and Asian nations are talking to them……and Trump gave the Chinese a chance for global leadership…..let me try to explain to you what’s happening back home…..in a food kind of way…..it’s like you ordered…..the Machiavelli salad…..with lots of Orwellian dressing.….no one knows what’s going on…..because there is so much bullshit going on..…and it comes to a point….where you don’t know what to pay attention to….and it’s such a great ploy….order through chaos.….and it’s working…..listening to Trumpy’s speech…..while sitting next to a European citizen…..is a very good learning experience..…Nicole’s vocal opinions were calm…..but you should have been here when she really voiced her opinion…..he lied….he lied about the coal jobs.….lied about job growth…..and he did not make relations better with his European partners…..he made them worse….they don’t want anything to do with him…..people in Europe don’t even want him to attend the G20 meeting in Hamburg next month…..hotels in Hamburg are refusing to give him a room and he will probably have to fly in from Berlin…..the idiot didn’t even know he was in The Middle East…..when he was in Israel……and then the guy from the EPA gets up there and praises his decision like that was the best decision ever….…..but don’t worry folks…..there’s no climate change…..even though an iceberg the size of Delaware…..is getting ready to split from the Antarctic shelf…..what’s the old saying people said when you messed up?….. “Son, you’re on your own.”……good luck America!…..America first…..Earth last……oh….one more thing…..when the cameras gave you a shot of the people sitting there and listening to Trump’s rant …..did you have to put on your sunglasses…..because it was so….BRIGHT?….. I’m starting to like the new President of France…..Emmanuel Macron….he said in a video… “Those disappointed U.S. scientists, engineers and citizens working on climate solutions should move to France to continue their work.”

HBO’S BILL MAHER FACES BACKLASH AFTER USING RACIAL EPITHET……Yeah Bill, you did cross a line…..don’t get me wrong…..I watch your show….the shit’s funny…..BUT….the “N-WORD?”…….there are certain words which are not said…..and that’s one of them…..and since you are not one of them…..who finds the word very offensive….when it’s said by someone…..who genetically represents the group….and who so graciously decided to….rename us..…and used it as a psychological way to suppress a race of people….yeah, we would fine that….not right…..look man, I’ve heard words which would piss off Israelis, Irish, Africans, Germans, French, Asians and a bunch of other people…..do I use them…..no!…..I’m gonna give you that slip up…..even though you do have a history of pissing people off…..and at least you did apologize…..but the next one….no..…because I hope you realize…..some shit isn’t politically correct.

IF YOU CAN SAY THIS REAL FAST…..AND UNDER 7 SECONDS……I’LL BUY YOU DINNER…. “Three Swiss witch-bitches, which to be switched Swiss witch-bitches, wish to watch Swiss witch-bitch which wishes to be a switched Swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which Swiss Swatch watch switch.” ……seriously…..I’ll buy you dinner…..and don’t cheat.

BILL MAHER…..APOLOGIZES…..AGAIN…..Ok…..we got it…..you feel bad for choosing the very offensive N-word….to make a joke…..and I think it was a good move to have Ice Cube on your show….Bill, do me a favor….and really understand and learn from what Cube said…. “I think there are a lot of guys out there who cross the line because they’re a little too familiar. Or there’s guys that might have a black girlfriend or two……and they think they can cross the line. And they can’t. It’s a word that has been used against us. It’s like a knife. You can use it as a weapon, or you can use it as a tool. It’s been used as a weapon against us by white people, and we’re not going to let that happen again. I know it’s in the lexicon, you’ve heard people talking. But that’s our word now. And you can’t have it back.”