……Remember the TV show that was on a few years ago…..and I was pissed as hell because it was only for 1 season…..it was called “Zoo”…..where the animals became super smart…..like Animal Farm to another level…..lately, they have been doing some weird stuff…..yeah, humans also do some weird stuff too…..only an idiot would walk up to a bison and want to take a selfie…..without asking first……and later wonder why he has a horn stuck up his ass…..anyway,…..a bull in India didn’t like that fact that a scooter was too close to him…..and let the guy know…..a police car and a cow went head to head…..police car – 1….cow – 0……and bears…..man, Smokey been chewing on some trippy forest “schrooms”……an Army vet survived an attack on his honeymoon…..another bear just opened the door of a woman’s car….sat down…..and closed the door…..one even chased a moose…..you know how big a moose is?…..and then there’s that gator….who chewed on a woman for a minute.
WHATEVER YOU BELIEVE, YOU PROBABLY NEED TO REPENT…..Do you have any idea….how long that’s gonna take?…..we ain’t talking 10 Hail Mary’s and out the door…nah, I’m good bro…..and if the possibility arises…..which I seriously doubt…..where I have the opportunity to go “upstairs”…..instead of walking “downstairs”……I hope the bar has a stocked wine cellar…..and a weed man on the corner…..because I have lots of questions for the upstairs “HNIC.”
US TOURIST FOUND DEAD ON GREEK ISLAND…..Yo Greece…..isn’t that the third person found dead…..on a Greek island?…..what’s up?
THE HOLY GRAIL OF NEANDERTHAL LANGUAGE IS TURNING OUT TO BE AN 800-POUND GORILLA….If we evolved from gorilla’s…..that’s an insult to gorilla’s…..just look at them……it’s quite obvious they’re much smarter…..because “if” we did evolve and we’re genetically tied to them….at least some of them thought…..becoming a human…..is a very stupid idea…. “AND”….if we did evolve from gorilla’s, monkeys, etc….why are they still around?
VIDEO SHOWS “BLACK FOR TRUMP” RALLY AT DETROIT CHURCH WAS ATTENDED BY A LOT OF WHITE PEOPLE……Nice try at misinformation….trust me “STUPID”….. “WE”…..know what Black people look like.
ALARMING THINGS HAPPEN WHENEVER MAGIC MUSHROOMS ARE DECRIMINALIZED……Shoot, alarming things happen…..whether they’re decriminalized or not.
HALF-CLOTHED “CRACKHEAD BARNEY” HARASSES QUENTIN TARANTINO AT NYC RESTAURANT, CALLS HIM A “ZIONIST PIECE OF SHIT”…..Man, you gotta love New York.
I FOUND THIS…..Many of us always want to know…..who is Jack Shit…..we find ourselves at a lost when someone says you don’t know Jack Shit…..well, thanks to my genealogy efforts……you can respond in an intellectual way…..Jack Shit is the only son of Awww Shit……Awww Shit the fertilizer magnet married Oh Shit…..the owner of Knee Deep in Shit…..they had one son Jack…..in turn Jack Shit married No Shit….the deeply religious couple produced 6 children children…..Holy Shit, Full of Shit, Bull-Shit, Give a Shit and the twins…..Deep Shit and Dip Shit…..against her parents objections….Deep Shit married Dumb Shit……a high school dropout…..after being marriage 15 years Jack and No Shit divorce……No Shit later married Ted Sherlock…..she wanted to keep her previous name…..so she became known as No Shit Sherlock…..meanwhile, Dip Shit married Load-of-Shit….they produced a son with a rather nervous condition named Chicken Shit…..Bullshit the prodigal son left to tour the world…..he recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride….Pizza Shit….now when someone says you don’t know Jack Shit…..you can correct them.