….That’s a really good question….let’s ask …..Cleopatra…..Nefertiti…..Hatshepsut……Sammuramat…..Victoria…..Elizabeth……..Amina……Tzu-hsi……and countless other kingless queens…..who turned mere kingdoms…..into the greatest empires.
14 DISEASES WE’VE CONTROLLED THANKS TO VACCINES…..Polio….Tetanus..…Influenza…..Hepatitis B…..Hepatitis A…..Rubella….Hib….Whooping Cough…..Pneumococcal Disease…..Rotavirus….Mumps….Chickenpox…..Diptheria…..Measles…..so let’s add COVID-19 to the list…..get the damn shot!
OK, THIS FUNNY…..
THE ELEVATOR DOOR OPENED….and a guy walked in….it was just me and him in there….he suddenly said, “I love you”….and I’m not a rude man so I said, “I love you too”….he gave me a weird look and pointed to his Bluetooth earphone….
ON HOLIDAY IN CORFU…..some friends of ours sat at a pretty table in a shady square and ordered a couple of beers from the lady who came over to them….later when they tried to pay she said…. “Oh no, don’t worry, this is my home….you’re welcome”
WHEN MY SISTER-IN-LAW…..was a waitress in Canada….she was taking orders from a group of Americans….they each ordered a glass of red wine…..she suggested they choose a Liter instead….they spoke among themselves….and one man put up his hand and said…. “I’ll be the leader.”
I BROKE UP WITH MY GIRLFRIEND…..at a restaurant and she started crying…..everyone thought I had proposed…..so they started clapping…..
MY LAB PARTNER SAID….. “Hi, I’m Christian”….and I said…. “Hi, I’m Muslim.”….Christian was his name….
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID…..
A Pakistani woman was given the death sentence for sending blasphemous messages on WhatsApp and Facebook
Queen Elizabeth II is seeking a part-time housekeeper to work 20 hours a week for minimum wage
A man who shot his wife in an SUV wants his murder conviction tossed
Scientists think they have figured out when the sun will explode and kill us all
Anti-vax singer dies after infecting herself with COVID
A doctor revealed that stinky farts can make you go blind
GERMANY CRITICIZES CZECH TYCOON’S 257-MPH AUTOBAHN RIDE…..Now that’s fast folks…..a friend of mine bought a special edition Porsche…..picked me up…..and we went for a night ride on the Bahn…..he hit 210-220…..and that speed freaked me out….but 257 (414 kilometers) in Bugatti Chiron…..that’s fast…..we were going so fast…..when we’d pass a car…..it was like it was standing still….even though most of the autobahns have no speed limit…..the one he was on is called the A2…..a stretch between Berlin and Hannover…..is basically a straight shot…..the Transport Ministry said that it rejects any behavior in road traffic that leads or can lead to endangering road users…..the Green Party is calling for a 130 kph (80mph) speed limit across…..trust me Green people…..that is not going to happen.