January 5, 2022

WHAT FRESH HELL IS “FLURONA?”

…..And yes folks, we have another one…..the World Health Organization has it’s first verified case of “Flurona”….which is a combination of….influenza and the coronavirus….in Israel….well, I guess the WHO was tired of naming the new variants after the Greek alphabet…..and decided to name this one after….Shrek’s wife’s sister…..or they thought it rhymed with….. “M-m-m-my Sharona”…..and there’s a new COVID-19 variant “IHU” B.1.640.2……discovered in France.

NEW DETAILS EMERGE ON RECEIVER’S SHOCKING DECISION TO QUIT ON THE BUCCANEERS….They’re talking about Antonio Brown’s decision to say screw this….strip off his equipment….throw some on the ground near his teams bench….the rest into the crowd….and march off towards the locker room…..if you’ve been following his career….the Steelers didn’t want him….Raider Nation didn’t want him….New England didn’t want him….Tampa Bay assumed they could work with him…..and on Sunday he proved them wrong….it’s obvious my man need some serious mental help….but I came across this and this is very interesting….don’t know if it’s true….but interesting… “After a spat with coach Bruce Arians, Brown took off his helmet, shoulder pads, his undershirt and stormed off the field shirtless. He’s been active on social media but hasn’t revealed as to why he left the field. According to the league’s official website, Brown felt he was too injured to play so he refused to go in the game when Arians asked him to. Going into week 17, he had been dealing with an ankle injury that kept him out of practice on both Thursday and Friday. The same injury has also caused him to miss multiple games this season. By the third quarter, Brown felt he couldn’t help the team and that it wouldn’t do any good to put him in the game. And his decision didn’t sit well with the coach, who told him to “Get Out” after he refused twice to enter the game. Arian’s was asked if the ankle injury played a role in the weird situation and he said, “No!”…..if it turns out that what Antonio said was true…..this is gonna look real bad on the coach….and if he was too injured to play….then the coach should not have continuously asked him to go into the game….but coach is insisting that Antonio never mentioned the injury as a reason why he couldn’t return to the game”…..whatever….but one thing is for sure….Antonio needs to sit down and talk to someone…..soon!

AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID…..

Coast Guard rescues man trying to row from New York to Scotland
Woman charged with prostitution in Tewksbury library
Man lives on top of his house after it becomes too littered inside
Woman shoves 7 Publix lobsters down her pants, intended to trade them for drugs or Chinese food
Mother, daughter allegedly attacked for looking happy
Pantless burglar breaks into home, eats milk and cookies
Man takes date’s Blackberry mobile phone after she refuses to pay half the bill

Man arrested for driving without a steering wheel
Man named Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop Bop-Bop arrested for drugs
Bank robber who blamed talking cat gets prison
Man robbed bank after asking about negative balance
Teens set fire to get arrested, visit jailed friend
Fortune-Teller couldn’t predict own arrest
Murderer put killing wife on “To-Do List”
Mother of 1 year old daughter says council should warn people objects get hot in the sun
61 year old graffiti vandal led police on a 300 meter chase on a toy scooter after spray painting police station
Father who caught son taking Ecstasy teaches him a lesson by “Taking them all”
Tennessee burglar stole human ashes he mistook for cocaine
Man punches himself, tries to blame neighbor
Gunman near white House says; “I was only going to fire a few shots”

MYSTERY AS 13 AIRCRAFT VANISH FROM RADAR…….Numerous aircraft went missing from air control radar over Austria on two separate occasions this month……the data vanished for about 25 minutes…..they flew the airplanes “Blind”……by voice only until the data could be re-established……they say some of the missing aircraft were likely passenger flights……Munich and Karlsruhe in Germany……Prague, Czech Republic and Bratislava, Slovakia also reported lost aircraft……they’re saying the equipment failure could be similar to the circumstances that befell MH370 from Malaysia.

HEY COVID….The United States shattered the world record for new COVID cases…..a Long Island teacher resigned after illegally vaccinating a student…..ah,….about that….

IHU COVID B.1.640.2……It said hello to France and they don’t know much about it…due to the lack of cases…..this variants data was released December 29th…..after 12 cases were identified in Southern France late last year….after one patient returned from Cameroon…..genome sequencing was carried out at the university hospital institute Méditerranée Infection….and revealed some mutations similar to those seen in other variants….including Omicron…..analysis of the variant revealed….46 mutations….along with 37 deletions to its genome…..this variant isn’t new…..the first sequence was uploaded to the GISAID COVID sequence database on November 4th…..nearly three weeks before the first Omicron sequence was uploaded…..Tom Peacock….a virologist at Imperial College of London said….. “This variant is definitely not one worth worrying about too much at the moment”…..Francois Balloux….director of genetics institute at University College of London also said…. “B.1.640.2 has not sent hundreds of people (to the) ICU in France”…..and advised people to…. “relax now.”…..really??….before I finish my beer…..

MY FRIEND JOLIE MENTIONED SOMETHING….. “Why does the President of the United States have to go on national television and “BEG” Americans to do something to save their own lives?”

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