…. “Some people are wise, some are otherwise!”
“I’M SORRY MY WIFE, I STAY HERE. I LOVE RUSSIA”…..Now that is what one married Belgian man told his wife.….relax, don’t kill a goat…..it was because Belgium was down 2-0 against Japan and he thought they were going to win…..but Belgium came back to score 3 goals..…and advanced to the next stage..…he shouted into a TV camera.…. “Oh, my wife, I am so sorry. I stay! I love Russia and we be champions of the world!”….anyone wanna bet….if she saw this…..she probably smiled…..and cried at the same time……and said… “I love you too”….and while I’m talking about…..
WORLD CUP 2018….I have a question…when did football/soccer become a contact sport?….pushing, shoving, tripping, grabbing, tugging, elbowing, kicking, slapping….man if I were a ref…I would’ve never made it to the second half….because I would’ve lost all my wind…blowing the whistle during the first half….and Neymar Jr…..you are worse than LeBron James when it comes to complaining….ok, when you played Switzerland….they kicked your ass….out of the 19 fouls during the game….9 were on you….no respect there dog….BUT….then you started flopping and falling….and that was bull man….FIFA should start issuing yellow cards when players do that….JAPAN….. “Arigatou Gozaimasu”….your team and your fans were the class of sportsmanship…..you took the time to clean up your mess in the stadium and the locker room and left a thank you note for Russia…..SENEGAL also cleaned up their section of the stadium…..GERMANY….you prove that the old saying… “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” theory is wrong…..because you needed to fix it…the same guys from the last World Cup…and you think after playing four years….with other teams….and with injuries was gonna make it?… NOT…..FRANCE….Two things….work on your defense….and give Kylian Mbappé the ball whenever you can….ARGENTINA…..You need more than Messi….PORTUGAL….You need more than Ronaldo……CROATIA/DENMARK….That shootout was absolutely sick…..SPAIN….And that’s the second time y’all didn’t have your shit together….ICELAND….Don’t worry, I’m still one of your biggest fans….and I still wear your jacket…..URUGUAY….You’re playing well….but I still cannot not respect that racist…took a bite out of an Italian player….Suarez…..COLUMBIA/ENGLAND…..Did the ref leave his glasses in his hotel room….what was he smoking?….the entire games was nothing but fouls….and as for the rest of you…who came and…went….go home and practice….a piece of advice…future World Cup coaches…..pay attention to the younger players coming up….because 19-year-old Kylian Mbappé is killing it…and he plays for one of my favorite teams….Paris Saint-Germain….oh, one more thing….France and Belgium….you have so many racial problems in your country….you discriminate against migrants….and treat them like dirt….so my question to both countries is this….if the majority of your citizens dislike them so much….then why are there so many black players on your national teams?…..are you accepting the American way?…..like them in sports….hate them in real life?
OUTRAGE AFTER AMERICAN WOMAN HUNTS AND KILLS RARE GIRAFFE IN SOUTH AFRICA……And now she’s whining because she’s receiving hate mail….it’s a freakin’ giraffe……who in their right mind….would shoot a giraffe?….I hope the mails continue to come.
TERRIFYING BUG INJECTS VICTIMS WITH EGGS AND EATS THEM FROM THE INSIDE OUT….Shit….tick bugs, West Nile virus and Lyme disease sounds like a picnic compared to this one..…and guess what?…..it’s a new species.
NEW DEVICE COULD HELP BRING BACK LOST BRAIN FUNCTION…..Now that’s something this world can use..….and they can start using this device……at the “WHITE” house…..scientists at Stanford Universities…..National Accelerator Lab came up with a device that combines electrical brain stimulation with electroencephalogram (EEG) recordings.….which is where electrodes are attached to the scalp and measure electrical activity……it works like a radar and listens for the weaker reflective waves……and yes it’s a lot of scientific mumbo-jumbo…..but some believe that the device could open new paths in the treatment of brain disorders……like I said….test it first on the idiot in D.C…..it’s worth reading though.
TUNISIA’S CAPITAL ELECTS FIRST FEMALE MAYOR….Keep going forward ladies!
MISSOURI MOM WARNS ABOUT THE DANGER OF HOT SLIDES AFTER GIRL 4, SUFFERS SECOND DEGREE BURNS.….What.….you want me to believe you let your daughter play on it the whole day?…..we slid don’t slides when they were burning hot during the summer……when we were kids….at least we had the “smarts” to know….if we kept doing it….it was going to toast our butts.
12-YEAR-OLD BLACK KID HAS POLICE CALLED ON HIM BY A WHITE WOMEN FOR MOWING A LAWN….So let’s add this to this list of… “You Can’t”…..BBQ…..sit in a Starbucks….cain’t golf….swim….obey a police officer because there is still a chance you might be a)….tased…or b)…..shot…can’t say you are a registered gun owner…can’t run…cain’t shop in stores…cain’t sell water….cain’t be a States Attorney….and those are the “Can’t” I can think of right now….but don’t worry….the kid mowing the lawn had the last laugh..…Reginald “Reggie” Fields started his own summer mowing business (Mr. Reggie’s Lawn Cutting Service)…..and a idiot neighbor complained that he was cutting into the lawn of….Lt. Joe Mocsiran of the Maple Heights Police Dept……me personally, if he mowed some of my lawn……I’d hire the kid to finish it….anyway,….even the lady who hired him said was confused when the cops showed-up…..Lt. Joe looked at a video of Reggie and his brother working and said…. “A little kid is out there working hard, heck no I’m not taking any action against him”……and since the video went viral…his mom set up a GoFundMe page to raise money for his business……and now the boys average four to five yards a day….and their mom drives them to their jobs.