….James Lusted took his fiancée Chloe Roberts out for a romantic dinner…..so the waitress brought them their menus……and crayons and children coloring books…..Lusted is a dwarf….. standing 3 feet 7 inches…..and his bride is two-feet taller.
SCHOOL DISTRICT INSTRUCTED TO CALL CHILDREN “PURPLE PENGUINS” BECAUSE “BOYS AND GIRLS” IS NOT INCLUSIVE TO TRANSGENDER STUDENTS……Now I’ve heard of some dumb ideas before…..but this one takes the cake….. “12 Steps on the way to gender inclusiveness”…..a program developed by Gender Spectrum…..which provides education, training and support to help create a gender sensitive and inclusive environment for children of all ages…..and they asked teachers in a Nebraska school district not to address students by….. “boys and girls”…..as it feels by addressing students in such a way is making transgendered children feel left out.….well why don’t you just call them children or students or by their names?…..I wish my child would come home and tell me to call him a purple penguin because his teacher said so…..he would be out of that school.
WOMAN SUES FORMER BOYFRIEND FOR CAUSING HER TO FAIL A CLASS…..Did it ever occur to her that she’s just plain stupid?…..hence the word….. “Former.”
BELGIAN WOMAN DRIVES 1500KM AWAY FROM DESTINATION BECAUSE OF A GPS ERROR….Come on…..she was going to pick up a friend at the train station…..61 km away…..the woman drove through France, Germany, Austria and Slovenia…..the road signs in Slovenia alone….. should have told her she wasn’t in Kansas anymore……she drove for over…. “60 HOURS.”…..I would love to know when she realized she was lost.
MAN JUMPED DOWN FROM 4TH FLOOR AFTER SEEING HOW UGLY HIS ONLINE GIRLFRIEND WAS IN REAL LIFE…..Damn!…..that woman was ugly….I’m trying not to laugh because I feel for the guy.….but she had to be ugly as hell for him to do that.
MAN BUYS PENIS ENLARGER, GETS SENT MAGNIFYING GLASS INSTEAD…..Ok….I did laugh when I read this one.
NORTH CAROLINA REPUBLICANS: FLYING THE GAY FLAG OVER CITY HALL IS JUST LIKE SOMETHING HITLER WOULD HAVE DONE…..Kind of obvious these idiots didn’t receive the World War II Concentration Camps memos.
TRUCK CONTAINING 36,000 POUNDS OF CRISCO STOLEN…..Now either someone has to fry a hell of a lot of chicken…..or that’s going to be one hell of a party!
GRANDFATHER BEATS HUMAN TRAFFICKER TO DEATH FOR KIDNAPPING HIS GRANDSON IS SENTENCED TO 8 YEARS AND MUST PAY 50,000 YUAN IN COMPENSATION…..Sometimes……the Legal system isn’t always right.